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i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation

God, the platonic tension is crazy. They wanna be friends so bad.

rina, draw up the adoption papers

current mantra

"Eww they made him a twink..."

My brother in christ, my man hasn't eaten anything in centuries and woke up from a long coma then turned himself into human form, his body isn't going to be ripped asf. He's weak and tired all the time, he's barely surviving off of the forage when his cooking skills aren't the best aswell. Game made it very clear that Caldarus is exhausted, ill even, we can see that from his dialogue just as his portraits!

especially that one;

if you'll look closely he lacks a lot of body fat, you can see his ribcage peeking out.

overall i think they did good job, i also was disappointed at first but man... i love caldarus a lot. Please be kind to this dragon ❤️❤️‍🩹❤️

(I also hope they will edit his portraits slightly when you marry him, to show that he's much more healthy now. Or atleast when more seals are broken in the mines, and when yall date oughh)

Challenging you all!

Put your music library on shuffle, then list the first five songs that come up in a poll to let people vote for which one they like the most!

Then tag Tumblr friends to keep the game going!

You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

whatever. go my scarab