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A Short History of Marching Band Cults.

Why are we like this? Good question! Let's start in the beginning.

By the beginning, I mean middle school, by the way. Middle school - when you start embracing the fact that band is your life now and you cant escape it! All your friends have either left you or joined band because you dont have a life!

Then, high school rolls around. Most of middle school band wants their friends back at this point, so they abandon band and do, idk, cheerleading or smth for popularity!

Then there are the diehard band nerds. These people stay in band through high school. They, near the conclusion of band camp, are admitted into the Marching Band Cult.

A cult is extreme for this, you say? Ah, that's where you're wrong! We regularly worship our Marching Band Gods and pray that we dont face plant. We hold a sacrafice of one trumpet or flute player a year, as their sections are too crowded anyway. We bleed for band, especially when our instruments are wanted for attempted murder, but we love our children. Most of our instruments are named really weirdly. We have led the new ones into this trap.

The ones who esca- leave think that they made a mistake joining in the first place, but how wrong they are. As you join us, the attention whistle sounds, a circle forms in the background, you are home.

“marching band is a dweeb loser thing to do” yeah and?

Happy 22nd of September yall, do you remember?

ok so it’s off topic for a band blog, but this is necessary and will probably happen every year? But like…

Do you remember? 

Hi so our new marching show came out and as much as I am PUMPED to be playing Fall Out Boy

What the actual fuck man. Listen I play trumpet but I know I'm not a god.

Hey brass players this is your reminder that you probably havent given your instrument a bath in awhile and you should go do that :)))

Solo and ensemble but you have to wake up at 5 in the morning on a Saturday to drive half an hour away because your solo is at 8 in the morning, but then your trio is at 11:40 and you have to sit there for three and a half hours waiting.

You get two superior ratings, but you are so tired.

Y'all remember the tenor sax next to me? Yeah I forgot to post the last one. Enjoy the nice stage lights :))

leave the name of your instrument in the tags!

okay tumblr I need you to help me with an experiment

my hypothesis is that musicians give their instruments really terrible names and I need to know how accurate this is

please help me

for science

French horns can be woodwinds if they want to