Swallow Air. Eat Some Popcorn Or Chips Or Something Bjngeable That Will Give You Gas, And Then Hold It

Fuck I love hearing about your holding adventures! You can absolutely hold it longer. Just imagine how bad your room will smell in the morning after you’ve been ripping ass under the covers through the night. You’ll wake up with your tummy bloated, stretched out like a dome, gurgling and churning under your skin. Don’t shit. I know you don’t want to, but if you’re thinking you *have* to, hold it anyway. Hold it even if you have to use every ounce of strength to keep your asshole shut. It’ll pass; you’ll calm down eventually. Your body has to learn that you’re not going to shit just because you normally poop every day.

oh my~

I do remember drifting to sleep and stinking up the covers, of course. And I don't fart in my sleep, which is why I always wake up with morning gas 😋 it was much worse than it's been in a good while~ I woke up all crampy and bloated, then let out a ton of farts that left my sheets all warm and stinky... And of course I stayed there a moment to sniff it up and enjoy

I think at one point i nearly lost control, but managed to keep it all in- for now ;)

Hmmm my tummy should be filled to bursting with poo...

Anyway, who thinks I can go the next 4 days spent with my partner without pooping at all? 😊

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Sorry I haven't posted much copro or eprocto content

Chronic stress turned me into a puppy

Buy hey if anyone wants to ask me puppy questions I'm down 👀🦴🐾

hiiii another lurker who hasn't talked before here hehe. i really like your blog and i've been trying to work up the courage to send in my own ask for a while now >w< but something happened yesterday that made me need to.

so my roommate is really gassy right. like REALLY gassy especially when she eats trigger foods. and her farts are literally probably the hottest i've ever heard irl bc they're SO like. bubbly and loud in a specific way that doesn't really have a word. like they sound like a balloon deflating really loud usually. but really deep and low especially when she's on the couch.

they also generally STINK. (again especially when she eats trigger foods - scary!!!) and she used to be really bashful about it but like. when you live with someone you live with someone and so she kind of has just stopped caring about farting around me. she's not ALWAYS gassy but sometimes she's a nostril destroying fart machine i swear 😵‍💫😵‍💫. and it makes me go insane but she has no clue she's like a roommate from heaven for me.

ANYWAY so yesterday we were watching tv and she got up to use the bathroom. and as she was leaving the room she farted. and like. lowkey ok the side of the couch i was sitting on was right next to the hall so it was actually kind of like. close to my head. and it didn't sound anything like her usual ones, it was like a quiet puumffff... sort of sound. and then like within 15 seconds it hit me and i was DYING bc it was SO BAD. and it was SO HOT at the same time so i was dying in a totally different way 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫ldjfkgdljkfg. and she blows up the bathroom for a while and she comes out. and i swear to you this woman FINALLY SMELLS THE AIR out here and goes like "ooh, sorry about that fart" like GIRL you have no clue the half of what you just put me through dfkghjdfkgjhdfglhj...

anyway so how to tell roommate that i kind of want her to eat parmesan garlic pringles and fart on my face and laugh at me for flinching away but i think i might die before i ever have the courage to tell her anything like that hey wait this isn't google >vvvvvv<

(could i be 🎨 anon?)

hooooly shit I would not survive a roommate like that 😳😩 your description of the sound sounds like my ideal farts, especially into the couch cushions 🥴🥴

but damn, the way she noxiously farted basically in your face and didn't even notice 👀 a shame you probably can't ask her to do it again, but I wish that reality for you anon 🙏🙏

Out wandering the world today and I reaaaally need to poo. My lower left colon is aching with the weight of a huge dump I need to take. Every time I fart, I can feel it right up against the exit. Goodness, and it smells awful 🥵 I don't know if I can hold it for much longer, my tummy is sooo upset. Or maybe I can. Any suggestions on what to do next?

⚠️fart, gassy⚠️

But this is an illustration about the sound of hunger .

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【前編】ガス腹ちゃん…パンパンなお腹をどうにかしようと朝昼断食したのに、極度の空腹のあまり、空気たっぷりのデッッッカ〜い…❤️お腹の音を響かせてしまうっ…♡【後編】お腹の音、お腹の張りが限界を迎えた彼

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Good morning! Welcome to day two! What's for breakfast? Are you still gassy? How long do you think you'll be able to hold out? It's Thursday, so the end of the week certainly seems like a reasonable goal. That would get you nice and stuffed and full of gas. I'm sure you can handle that.

Oh, and I hope you're having a real breakfast, not just a little bit of yogurt or fruit or cereal. You need a proper meal to keep you going and fuel your hold... And build more gas. Some eggs, maybe pancakes or waffles if you have them... It would be really good to mix cheese into the eggs. Anyway. Just thinking out loud

Morning anon!

Oof, yes, I've been so gassy... there's people sat around me and I've been having to hold it in because it STINKS 🥵💦 It's so hot and lingers for minutes... Ugh but I'm so bloated I just wanna let it all out in my partner's lap~

Eggs and cheese is certainly a good breakfast idea! Definitely gives me gas, I might do that for another experiment.

sadly I don't often have time for breakfast, but I definitely eat more at lunch and dinner! Planning to overstuff myself at a restaurant date tonight~

It's oilv garden!! Fettuccine Alfredo time~

(That might do me in actually 👀)