basically a summarization of my fetish journey with my partner! Calling them my partner for my beloved anonymity and bc shame corn farmer immersion hehe
Oh warning for farts
So I used to be real shameful about my grosser (and frankly main) fetishes, hence my blog name and yea I still am lol
I told them that I had it and it was really gross, and couldn't even bring myself to say it out loud even months after and they immediately accepted me wholeheartedly upon looking up the definition when I texted them the terminology
But they've been indulging me!! Despite my grossness!!! It's amazing :D
They tell me about when they're gassy, how much and how bad it smells 🥴 gosh I'm so so lucky to have em!!
That and we took sugar free candy together! We sadly didn't have enough to get super gassy, but they let me listen to their tummy gurgles and farted in my face!!! Their ass is sooo so so so soft and plump and round n perky grrfggfffhgg oh it's so fun to grab and bury my slutty little farmer face in
And whenever they have to fart they tell me, and they let me bury my face in that!! Ass!!!! And they fart in my face and mmmmghgggfhgf ohhh they're always sbd's and smell like heavennnnn very earthy and spicy and meaty (yep I'm a real connoisseur lmao)
Also we were at a party and I downed a soda and ended up burping in their mouth as they kissed me and I was super embarrassed and turned on sooo burp kissing is now a regular thing we do ☺️
Anyway yeah uh partner if you come across this I love youuuu and for more than just your ass but you totally know that also get off my blog bc it's gross in here and I am SHAMELESSLY ASHAMED!!! 🫠
Edit: I forgot to add this canon event hotness!!
When I said I wanted to try my grosser fetishes, they said that they wanted to tease me and make me say it out loud before we do anything 😳🥵🥵🥵 goodness I struggled for so long (like 3 occasions over a good few months) but I finally said it a few months ago!! (So yes this is all pretty recent) But oh godd the way they teased me, told me to spit it out, asked me knowingly if I was struggling to say "fart" ...oh my goodness they deserve the whole entirety of reality!!
EDIT: IT WILL ALSO CENSOR THE PALESTINE GENOCIDE POSTS AND MANY MORE THINGS!!! WE WILL BE BLOCKED FROM THE TRUTH!!! Also I do not know many things about the kosa bill, this is the limit of my knowlege, so I can't answer any questions. I'm sorry!
Hi ppl I have a nerd kink so what do we think about me spouting unhinged crap about it
Couldnt hold it 🥴 blew up the nearest br
Out wandering the world today and I reaaaally need to poo. My lower left colon is aching with the weight of a huge dump I need to take. Every time I fart, I can feel it right up against the exit. Goodness, and it smells awful 🥵 I don't know if I can hold it for much longer, my tummy is sooo upset. Or maybe I can. Any suggestions on what to do next?
idk if it’s just me but hearing big plops when someone takes a fat dump just 😩
you're absolutely correct. good time for me to mention - the toilet I've got currently is like super eco friendly so the water level is low in the bowl when you sit down. and let me tell you, I've dropped some sizeable logs in that thing and the fall distance makes it sound like I'm pinching off rocks 😳 like if you've never had the experience of taking a satisfying shit and hearing a plunk echo off the toilet walls, it's suuuuper horny 🥴🥵
sorry I'm dead I'm stressed and lazy
ExLax anon from earlier. Not much is happening, but it just hit your six. The suspension is getting to me but I feel like it's going to be so worth the wait.
Certainly hot to hear anon~ 🥵 gotta love the tension of a big mess just up against your hole
Thx for sharing!
One of the upsides of having a partner who likes eprocto/eructo is the lack of pressure (figuratively and literally)
like if we're out about it you could burp and rip ass in our face and we'd literally thank you, serve you, and cum for it
Eat all the yummy yummy shame corn also 18+ minors and pedos n zoos n all dni also I'm taken this is just a kink blog I'm here to kink broskis lemme kink Oh I should probably warn you, I'm into bellies and farts n scat. Yea I'm not too proud but I'm glad I have an accepting partner ❤️
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