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tummyache settled lfg

I need to poo so badly 😖

Still gonna hold for now tho :3

hiiii another lurker who hasn't talked before here hehe. i really like your blog and i've been trying to work up the courage to send in my own ask for a while now >w< but something happened yesterday that made me need to.

so my roommate is really gassy right. like REALLY gassy especially when she eats trigger foods. and her farts are literally probably the hottest i've ever heard irl bc they're SO like. bubbly and loud in a specific way that doesn't really have a word. like they sound like a balloon deflating really loud usually. but really deep and low especially when she's on the couch.

they also generally STINK. (again especially when she eats trigger foods - scary!!!) and she used to be really bashful about it but like. when you live with someone you live with someone and so she kind of has just stopped caring about farting around me. she's not ALWAYS gassy but sometimes she's a nostril destroying fart machine i swear 😵‍💫😵‍💫. and it makes me go insane but she has no clue she's like a roommate from heaven for me.

ANYWAY so yesterday we were watching tv and she got up to use the bathroom. and as she was leaving the room she farted. and like. lowkey ok the side of the couch i was sitting on was right next to the hall so it was actually kind of like. close to my head. and it didn't sound anything like her usual ones, it was like a quiet puumffff... sort of sound. and then like within 15 seconds it hit me and i was DYING bc it was SO BAD. and it was SO HOT at the same time so i was dying in a totally different way 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫ldjfkgdljkfg. and she blows up the bathroom for a while and she comes out. and i swear to you this woman FINALLY SMELLS THE AIR out here and goes like "ooh, sorry about that fart" like GIRL you have no clue the half of what you just put me through dfkghjdfkgjhdfglhj...

anyway so how to tell roommate that i kind of want her to eat parmesan garlic pringles and fart on my face and laugh at me for flinching away but i think i might die before i ever have the courage to tell her anything like that hey wait this isn't google >vvvvvv<

(could i be 🎨 anon?)

hooooly shit I would not survive a roommate like that 😳😩 your description of the sound sounds like my ideal farts, especially into the couch cushions 🥴🥴

but damn, the way she noxiously farted basically in your face and didn't even notice 👀 a shame you probably can't ask her to do it again, but I wish that reality for you anon 🙏🙏

Do you ever just walk around the city and feel how insanely bloated you are, while you're on your way for your lecture, nevertheless?

I'd eaten so much sauerkraut for dinner, like six times the usual serving if it's served instead of some other salad. A whole big full bowl of it. At first nothing had happened, but then I had realised just how bloated I felt and how bloated I *looked*, and how gassy I was getting. By the time I got to the lecture hall, I'd been holding in gas and everything was so uncomfortable. I was experiencing pretty painful gas pains, my whole stomach was full under touch and so round I had to undo my trousers, and I still had to squeeze my cheeks and hold all the farts is. It's a pretty small lecture, thank God, so I could sit in the last row no problems with my hand on my belly, feeling everything gurgle underneath.

Still, halfway through, I got such a strong gas pain I had to wait it out, and then I rushed to the bathroom. The second I was out of the door, I leaned forward and bore down, and a huge stinky and hot fart erupted. No one was in the hall, I think, so I rushed to the bathroom and then just squatted in the stall, and farts just fell out of me. I crouched there for 5 mins and I was farting constantly. It stank so bad and I swear I could almost feel myself deflate with each huge fart.

I came back for the lecture and less than a minute later, guess what, I had to hold in a fart *again* and feel it bubble in back *AGAIN*

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anon you kill me every time I'm meltinggg 😳😩 goddamn, you rushing out of the lecture hall and immediately ripping ass would have been such a sight to see 🤤 and then going into the stall just to crouch and try and vent as much gas as possible? wish I was a fly on the wall tbh 🥴🥵 I bet the sound and smell was incredible.

hope you managed to keep a lid on it for the remainder of your lecture, and that the relief when you were finally done was worth it 😵‍💫

send me asks! About my tummy issues or to tell me about your tummy issues, or on any other thoughts you might have or wanna hear about! I'm also willing to share about my farts and shits~

And hey, I'm feeling bold. Mutuals u can dm me casually and platonically about shared kinks so long as ur not creepy about it :)

Bellies noises being audibly noticed without a mic pressed up ?

I should get my shit together and provide more that :) More and more people are becoming interested in it.

Ooh what was for dinner? Something cheesy and full of fiber and protein, perhaps? Something that will make you bloat until you feel like an overinflated beach ball, taut and tight and and and and

I finished more of an afternoon snack??? Kinda

I went out with some friends for very rich creamy coffee and greasy salty fries

My tummy is so bloated tho... My farts are so warm and stink sooo bad~ 🥵 I really need to poop but I wanna hold it longer... I'm so used to actually being regular haha

Very hot imagery btw anon 😳🥵

Just finished lunch... and another lunch... and someone else's leftover lunch.. 🤤😮‍💨

All of it had very little fiber and I'm pleasantly stuffed :)

It is official I am doing!! My very first official hold on record!!!

Ate psyllium husk, 3 big servings of baked pasta with an ungodly deliciously sinful amount of cheese, abd topped that thang off with more psyllium husk

The left of my colon feels a little full, but this is only the beginning. I'll update in the coming days, send me your encouragements and food ideas!

Perhaps I can be convinced to eat a little sugar free candy for extra gas who knows 👀

Help em!

I need to make a fat man dinner and have him sit on my face while he eats it. Listening to him talk about how good it is and how I don't deserve a single bite, I want my empty stomach rumbling to be inaudible because of his huge gurgles. Need need need him to clench his fat cheeks against my face, rolling his hips and getting comfortable like I'm nothing but a chair. "If you're hungry how bout you eat this?" He'd rip a big meaty fart that smells like a putrid mix of all the dishes I made for him. "Mm yeah, I bet you like that, it's 0 calories~" if I refused to open my mouth he'd reach a hand back and squeeze my cheeks until my jaw fell slack, then he'd position his crack right against my lips so every single one of his farts would slip down my throat, that gas would just ripple between his huge long crack until it popped out as a nasty loud bubbly burst...