Kisi Ko Apna RR Sunao Toh Woh Competition Karke Apna RR Sunane Lagata Hai.😶

Pehle mein mobile chalata tha ab mobile mujhe chala raha hai.

I'm in my "people expecting more from me but not helping" era.

My message to those who hate me :

A : light bill kab bharega?

B : Kal

A : Kal kare so aaj kar aaj kare toh ab

B : ok

C : kaha chala B ?

B : light bill bharne

C : arey jaldi ka kaam shaitan ka

B : bhenchod 🤯

Summer is starting, my gentle reminder :

Dhoop mein nikla na karo roop ki rani

Gora rang kaala na pad jaaye

She : I bet you have amazing stamina… how long do you usually last in bed?

Me : ji madam, pura din bed per hi pada rehta hun.

Why are big brothers like this? They tell you to keep their secrets, you know, just between us, but then when the beans are spilled to the parents, they drag you into their mess like you're some kind of co-conspirator in their crimes 😐

This is my way of saying hi

Dad jokes be lyk

Wife : I'm pregnant

Husband : hello pregnant, I'm dad

Dark jokes be lyk

Wife : you are not.