My friends bullied me about my character looking like Guy Fieri and I hate how right they are
Anyways you're welcome, I have no regrets B)
♫ Go on and write me up for 125 Post my face, wanted dead or alive Take my license, all that jive I can't drive 55! ♫
yall my studies are just all over the map at this point
anyways who up trenting they reznor (me)
originals under the lineee
had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water
I am so sorry
Idk if someone has done this yet but I don't care - this was far too funny to pass up on
(variations cuz my ass is indecisive lol)
the only time of the year this can be posted
☆ They/Any☆ University Student ☆ Consistently Inconsistent ☆
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