That Gay Hoe Is Gonna Die Of H O R N Y Before Thanatos Can Even Get A Swing In

that gay hoe is gonna die of h o r n y before Thanatos can even get a swing in

show-off 💜⚔️💀⚔️❤️

this comic is the result of staring at thanatos’ sprite reference for hours, the inherent intimacy of sparring, and nerdssssss

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hades game GAY GAY GAY

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10/10 would recommend tutorial best thing ever

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serket-scorpionstarlight

3 years ago

those cult members are going to find out why she is referred to as "dreaded Persephone" the hard way

the general idea is this: zag is kidnapped by a surface cult who think his blood will give them eternal life, and persephone is the only one who can go far enough afield to find him.

(per wikipedia: goddess of spring, flowers, death, life, vegetation and destruction)

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serket-scorpionstarlight

3 years ago

can confirm, i'm her sibling

How movies portray siblings: I know you might think I hate you but I don't. I hope we can start over and put the past behind us. You're the best sibling I can ask for.

How siblings actually are:

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serket-scorpionstarlight

3 years ago

I'M SO FUCKING GAY I—

Get you one who can do both 😍

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im not okay wtf?? like holy shit oh fuck me wow women masc women femme women get you a girl who can do both i'm dying rn i'm so gay it hurts dear fucking god what the fucking fuck shit am i doing holy mother of fuck oh god help me that was hot women are goddesses my gay is showing i'm gonna die

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serket-scorpionstarlight

3 years ago

we duel at dawn bitch

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

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serket-scorpionstarlight

3 years ago

shit, not again

i literally just woke up at 2 am wtf

bi panic initiating in 3...2...1

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH—

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im not okay kill me now like holy shit dear fucking god what the fucking fuck shit am i doing oh god help me that was hot i love when women i love her now oh hell yes i am so dead rn i'm drooling over an archer with excellent aim and accuracy

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serket-scorpionstarlight

3 years ago

never been so bisexual in my life i-

resident evil 8 review

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i'm so fucking gay

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serket-scorpionstarlight

3 years ago

holy shit

that was... hot

oh fuck, I'm doing it again

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someone help me oh fuck me i'm drooling over an archer with excellent aim and accuracy having a bi panic as we speak dear hell please shoot me with a bow and arrow quite literally kill me please someone just put me out of my misery it's almost 3 am i want to sleep and then i saw this and now i can't sleep i'll be thinking about this for a while and by a while i mean forever ok gonna stop now and reblog this a million times

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