Another One? Was This Meant To Be For Something Other Than Food? I Think @kersplosion99's Holodiary Entries

i can’t believe i never posted this here but here’s old man hunter with a sexy beard ✨

*facepalm* *long sigh* I’m sorry, Wrecker. I was more meaning @obviously-99’s insight on the fireworks, but it came out all wrong. I would blame it on the remnants of the migraine, you know how convoluted my words get sometimes, but I won’t.

I was not at all wanting to imply that you’re not a demolitions expert. You are THE expert. I guess I get a little touchy with the safety precautions when Omega is involved 😬🫣

Would giving me a hug for as long as you want make it up to you @kersplosion99?

@chronically-underpaid, what do you think would happen if @kersplosion99 tried to uproot a large tree? Would it cause any permanent damage?

Asking for a friend.

That is…not exactly what I meant 🫣

👀

“I’d give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead”

Don't mind me just conducting an experiment.

[Hands Hunter an Egg]

[Sits across the room and watches]

I...umm...thank you? I think? *nervously rubs the back of his neck in confusion*

So I'm honestly not sure how helpful this will be given that Wrecker would need like twenty of these as just part of his breakfast, much less the rest of us. But I appreciate the sentiment.

*when the batch found Omega* Echo: I think she looks like someone's daughter, maybe we should put out a missing persons Hunter: Yeah it should have a big picture of her and the words is this your daughter? Not anymore

cat_does_the_arts

huntah

@freelanced then we bring in @kersplosion99. And if that doesn’t work @toothpick-man has a grappling hook on his Firepuncher. Some nights it takes all of us but we corral him eventually.

Look I found footage of a sleep-deprived Tech at 3:00 AM surrounded by his preposterous projects that Hunter and the gang have just walked in on. Crosshair and Wrecker are nearly pissing themselves with laughter.

Hunter, lowkey terrified: TO BED. NOW.

Tech, delirious: *screeches/hisses in defiance*

(Mind you Tech doesn’t remember any of this and he will fervently deny his irrational behavior whenever he wakes even though it becomes a regular occurrence.)