Benji Every Ten Seconds:

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4chan has been down since Monday night after “pretty comprehensive own” — Ars Technica

Early info is unreliable, but the site has been mostly unavailable for hours.

Here’s the link btw, it should work I think, idk. The rest is less funny but very informative.

okay Andrew you’re not wrong but god that’s not what I was expecting

The “average autistic person pays zero taxes” factoid is actually a statistical error. The average autistic person actually pays over ten thousand dollars in taxes per year. Emerald Mine Elon, who is a billionaire and regularly commits tax evasion, is an outlier and should not have been counted.

I AM A HOMOSEXUAL

You think whales are majestic old souls?

there are only two genders: men called tim and men called willis

You ever think about how everyone lives under the assumption that the way they make a sandwich is the right way?

i have suffered less than christ but have complained way more abt it