Do You Think That Whoever Invented Saying “guilty As Charged” To Like Everyday Things And Not Just

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CHICKEN JOCKEYYY

The amount of times I hear this every day, words can not even begin to describe it. Whoever you are, I hope you’re proud of yourself /j

I got yelled at for humming too loud :(

God I love humming and making up the tune as I go, it’s so lovely

Logically, the least efficient way to consume a variety of music is by listening to a specific batch of music repeatedly until you hate every song.

And yet, here I am, being illogical

I ❤️ nonsense songs

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every single time I take some Tylenol (children’s Tylenol because I’m a wuss who can’t swallow pills) I get super scared that I have taken to many (I only take the right amount at a time, I literally never have any more) and even as I’m chewing on the first one I feel like I’ve been eating handfuls