WHAT IS GOING ON.

There are at least 31 leverage/the old guard crossovers on AO3 and yet I’m pretty sure none of them have gone the objectively funniest route wherein the third act of TOG goes entirely off the rails because Parker Hardison and Eliot were halfway through scamming Merrick and happen to have already been in the building when Andy gets dragged in

I genuinely wished I had an inch of sanity left. Tomorrow is my exam I will determine if I'm continuing on. I've literally spent well over 80 hours this week just studying.

Ive decided to treat myself, and spent a whole 10 British pounds on the behind the scenes audio of Red valley, in preparation of my journey home after the exam.

The only thing that's keeping me going right now is the idea that I could be an unethical scientist just like my girl boss Bryony.

Life is bad but red valley good.

I've now spent £75 on Red Valley.

RV hoodie - £40

RV cinematic experience - £10

RV BTS - £10

RV early access - £15

I am not okay but that's my personal life.

Wtf is the 3rd episode! Clive's heaven sounds like my hell. This had been the first episode I've had to stop and back away from. I honestly feel horrified, fuck this hyper capitalist world.

if you love criminal minds pls watch

Scorpion

stupid fucking genius team make stupid fucking decisions Every Single Episode

everyone's emotionally stunted. and mentally unwell. and act like children half the time

guess how a group of geniuses does in competitive environments? guess. go on.

multiple slow burns

Dad + Child relationships (but stupid)

less mature themes more fun and action

&

Lie To Me

GOD HE'S SO FUCKING ANNOYING I WANT TO SHAKE HIM HE'S SUCH A BITCH (fond)

dysfunctional team as dysfunctional family

everyone's emotionally stunted (part 2)

friends to coworkers to lovers arc of the fucking century (i take no responsibility for your feelings after the last episode)

mature themes on cm level & very morally ambiguous actions

pls. PLS.

Clive Shill: You hear that Warren? I'm your wife now!

Why did he say that

New reaction image just dropped!

Clive is the funniest fucking villain ever because he tries so so hard to be scary and intimidating, but overdoes it by like 5 whole miles so it just ends up being absolutely ridiculous. They looked at the stereotype detached egotistical corporate antagonist and said "what if he was fucking feral?" and I have SO much respect for that. He never follows through on any of his ridiculous threats, he is completely beholden to his superiors, it's almost pathetic how badly he wants to be the biggest man in the room and he never is. He's such an awful person but by fuck he is entertaining to listen to.

Whenever I see fan art of red valley, all I can think of is that the artist has never felt the wrath of the infection control nurse

I invented a Clive cocktail,

Ingredients

* A cup of cold coffee (expresso)

* Two shots of jäger cold brew

Instructions

Make some coffee

Add ice cubes

Add two shots jäger cold brew

Shake

Serve with a handful of amphetamines