If You Want To Find Love Stop Using Dating Apps And Go And Get Brainwashed Or Possessed So Someone Has

They/them pronouns but not because of gender but because there’s two guys in there

since mrs, ms, and mr are all descended from the latin word magister, i propose the gender neutral version should be mg, short for "mage"

‘there’s no platonic explanation for this’

buddy you wouldn’t believe what kind of platonic explanations im capable of

i was trying to make a meme but i fucked up the audio layering and

Y'all have gotta get more insane about platonic relationships like you are about romantic relationships. We need to get more annoying about them NOW. I need to see more meta and losing our minds over them. Get more annoying NOW. More than that. More than that also.

narrator who's terrible at social cues & describes every facial expression as "unreadable"

Furthermore whoever removed the audio jack from phones should be grilled in front of congress. The fact that I need a dongle to listen to music on a modern telephone while 20 years ago I could have simply plugged a universally standardized cord into the audio jack everyone knew how to use is an anti-human move that should be punished.