I Am Consuming A Media And You Are Going To Hear About It

happy thursday everyone

this website lets you listen to the sounds of all different forests around the world 

They say the loveliest angels make the cruelest demons, and my darling

You were so beautiful

Before they dragged you into hell.

told my girlfriend that if she proposes i want a secondhand wedding ring. i explained i don't want to contribute to a vanity-based industry like diamond mining, and that it would be important to me to continue marriage traditions in a way that causes minimal environmental and personal harm. she asked me if i was just trying to roll the dice on obtaining a haunted object, and i told her i can want two things.

me personally? i die every night and come back wrong every morning but no one notices because i've been doing that for a long time so it's just kinda par for the course

beware the children of gold

Oscar Wilde couldn't straight (ha) up tell us that dorian was a twink so he compared him to Paris and Adonis and hoped we know enough greek mythology to understand

summer youth

you have 6 seconds to pass me that blunt before i threaten to kill myself