he tian: i wanna fuck you.
mo guan shan: you're already fucking my brains out every day.
We are slowly falling apart 🎃🖤
Hey guys, I try a lot new stuff 🖤🎃🍁 what do you think?
he tian when mo comes into view: i'm dead. i think i'm dead! oh! time's going by really, really, really slow and my heart's beating backwards!
zhan zheng xi: ...
zhan zheng xi: what makes you think your heart's beating backwards?
he tian: well, normally it goes “goop boop” and and now it's going “boop gooooop, boop goooooooooooop”!
jian yi: xixi! he's really dying!!
zhan zheng xi: *disappointed silence*
40-year-old he tian has a little tummy. he's still fit and in good shape, it's just that mo's cooking is too delicious to resist. and mo guan shan absolutely loves it, because tian's finally eating (and sleeping) normally.
he tian: *knows perfectly well how to tie a tie*
he tian: *also knows perfectly well that guan shan has never even worn a tie in his life*
he tian: oh, little mo, help me to tie my tie. i'm too clumsy and my hands are completely useless. you're my only hope.
mo guan shan: *grumbles, but still tries to do something*
he tian: *smug face*
mo guan shan: so, what's for dinner?
he tian, staring at the food he just burnt: regret.
i couldn't believe it, so i went to check...
what tHE FUCK???!??!?
its been over a year since mo was attacked, I'm just.... is time even real are we even here rn???
jian yi: you now, xixi, all people make mistakes...
zhan zheng xi: ?
jy: but i forgive you, don't worry.
zzx: for what?
jy: because you haven't asked me out yet?.. it's obvious, xixi. you're so silly sometimes.
zzx, emotionless: ok... are you free this weekend?
jy, totally shocked: ????????
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i am 99% sure that guan shan snores. just a little, it's more like a loud breathing, but tian still constantly teases him about it.
he tian: i'm the responsible one in this relationship. mo guan shan: you literally just set the toaster on fire. he tian: and i take full responsibility for that.