Mo Guan Shan: I'm Not Worthy Of A Good Life, I'm Not Worthy Of Having Friends, I'm Not Worthy Of You.

mo guan shan: *crying*

he tian: what happaned!? did somebody hurt you? tell me, i swear i'm gonna kill them-

mo guan shan: i'm just cutting onions.

he tian, at night: listen here, you stupid onion-

If you look at this drawing a little closer, you will notice that all the dogs are on the same leash.

The Dalmatian holds it in his teeth and, as it were, restrains himself and everyone else. In addition, the Dalmatian has a calm and intelligent look in his eyes — very similar to Zhan Zheng Xi.

The little dog (possibly a chihuahua) looks excited and cheerful, and its fur colour is light, so I think it's Jian Yi.

The Doberman (black dog) is Tian, and the Shiba inu (red dog) next to him is Guanshan for obvious reasons. Plus, the Doberman looks at Guanshan, and the Shiba Inu looks at Tian!!! Old, you're a genius.

he cheng: do you like my brother?

mo guan shan: no.

he cheng: his personality?

mo guan shan: i hate it.

he cheng: then why are you with him?

mo guan shan: i love him. can't do anything with that, unfortunately.

he cheng: same, bro... same...

he tian: you're such a bad boy, little mo~

mo guan shan: yeah, i guess i am...

he tian: huh?

mo guan shan, upset: i accidentally hit a dog.

jian yi: gay panic

zhan zheng xi: hidden gay panic

he tian: protective mode

mo guan shan: self-concious, but loved

actually, this is not true. he tian'd never mention his beloved husband's name to the police.

police, arresting he tian: everything you say will be held against you.

he tian: mo guan shan.

mo guan shan: you're a moron.

he tian: then you're a moronsexual, cause you love me.

mo guan shan: and who are you then?

he tian: i'm a mosexual.

he tian: oh, that looks heavy, can i give you a hand?

mo guan shan: you're pointing at my ass.

he tian: ... your point being?

me: constantly updating ox's weibo page since friday

page: stays the same

me: huh :( mighty oldxian abandoned us

mo guan shan: i have a gift for you.

mo guan shan: *embraces he tian*

he tian: oh, thank you, little mo. i couldn't even dream of such a thing.

mo guan shan:

mo guan shan, flushed: it wasn't the gift.