mgs in the bathroom, furiously whispering: what're you doing, you idiot?!
*muffled sounds*
ht: what's wrong? i really need to kiss you.
mgs: my MUM is 10 meters away! she'll hear EVERYTHI-
*long 5 minutes of agressive kissing*
mgs: i hate you. you're the worst.
ht: i love you too, momo.
mrs mo in the kitchen: am i a joke to you?
he tian: no emotions, life is shitty.
mo guan shan: yo, chicken dick.
he tian: many emotions, life is amazing.
jian yi: lol guess what
mo guan shan: bitch with the way you live i have no fucking idea
he tian: we should play spin the bottle! i’ll go first. oh, it’s little mo!
zhan zheng xi: …you didn’t even spin the bottle.
he tian, shrugging: well, rules are rules! *kisses mo*
*he tian and mo guan shan snuglled up in bed*
he tian: *beams*
mo: what are you smiling at?
he tian: imagine, i wake up, and my husband turns out to be a man from my dreams!
mo guan shan, chuckling: you're disgusting. *kisses he tian*
in the christmas special mo guan shan will have deja vu: he tian takes him home, undresses him and puts him to bed, just like that night. then it was only the beginning of their relatioship and they were a bit clumsy and shy, just learning to love and do things right.
and this evening, after so many years apart, feels almost the same. they're awkward again and not sure how to behave around each other. but it's not a return to the start, just a new chapter in their relatioship. a continuation of a long love story.
he tian: i'm the responsible one in this relationship. mo guan shan: you literally just set the toaster on fire. he tian: and i take full responsibility for that.
I've been keeping a running summary for myself (I've been reading this for years!), but I think it's probably useful for anyone who's wondering, "What chapter is it where..." So here it is!
Colors only show chapters that make up a day: a series of green entries, for example, shows a single day, and then there's a change of color for the next day. Flash forwards (adult-ish scenes) are in white.
sometimes guan shan wants to shove a tube of toothpaste up tian's ass. sometimes he actually tries. sometimes all of them, proponents of the «normal way of squeezing toothpaste», get together and complain about «these assholes» who «don't know how to use their hands». life is hard, he tian, jian yi and qiu ge are idiots.
and she li is... as usual, insane.