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I am experiencing anatomically incorrect emotions

i adore when people have diy blorbos. like they made an oc and went "oh this little freak Rules" and they just dont shut up about them. i think its fantastic i love it so much

Cannot communicate with my spouse anymore. I told them that 💀 is the tone tag for Hamlet and they haven’t stopped responding to any messages containing it with “HAMLET????” since….

Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?

Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!

The United States Government:

(Watch how many people don’t get this.)

How 4,000 Physicists Gave a Vegas Casino its Worst Week Ever

What happens when several thousand distinguished physicists, researchers, and students descend on the nation’s gambling capital for a confer...

Fun fact: after the American Physical Society held their 1986 annual meeting at the MGM Grand, the entire city of Las Vegas politely asked APS to never, ever come back.

Was it because the physicists were super-smart MIT-blackjack-team forerunners who took the casino for everything it was worth? Actually, the complete opposite: they didn’t gamble. At all. After all, they knew their statistics. Most of them were broke grad students who had no intention of throwing away their stipends on fundamental misunderstandings of Poisson processes. As a result the casino gaming floor was dead. Sometimes the winning move really is not to play.

It's insane that the single most complete and lucid collection of graduate-level physics texts available is entirely free and self-published by one dude from Cambridge. Like, look at this fucking page! I guarantee you every one of those lecture notes is among the best ever written on its subject. In a few cases, they're practically the only ever written, like the one on the quantum Hall effect I'm working through right now.

This man puts Landau and Lifschitz to shame.

I would like to apologise for adding to the problem, but being annoying is more fun than being helpful

everyday I get notifications from this hellsite. make it stop

No but I was trying to write drafts for my English class’s creative portfolio and wrote three essay length stories in two hours

how to grow the fuck up

IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

Here is an example video