ok we just laughed until our ribs got tired. Now what
the face you make when ryan leonard pisses you off early in the game and halfway through the third you finally manage to bait him into a penalty (4.2.23)
“he’s so gangly…again, he looks like a used car repair lot man, so it looks more egregious than it actually is.” - razor talking about mush’s penalty
being 15 is normal but being born in 2010 is not hope this helps
bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes
we need more autistic jocks btw. jocks who are obsessive nerds about their sport of choice. jocks who are rigid about their workout routines and obsessed with the math of performance statistics and nutrition and reps. jocks who don't have time for alcohol or misogyny because why are you guys chugging beer and trash talking we need to be TRAINING. guy with no tolerance for homophobia because Teammate Trevor is an integral part of the strategy play who cares who he's dating
more jocks whose sole interest is playing the game to the very best of their ability, and infodumping doing a play-by-play review immediately afterwards at the sports bar while his teammates are trying to just get drunk and decompress