We’ve Never Seen Jameson From The Waist Down But In My Heart I Know The Bottom Half Of His Outfit Is

All this talk about Long Haired Marvin. How about Long Haired Scneep? @therealjacksepticeye I’m changing the game.

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It’s Nice To Have A Friend

cw(s) for readers: fluff!!

    “Y’know, it’d be nice to have a friend that’d wait up for me,” Jackie shot a glare at the magician.

    “It’d also be nice to have a friend that didn’t take so long to zip up his jacket,” Marvin shot back, rolling his eyes. He couldn’t help but look back at the want-to-be hero and smile, and the other couldn’t help but smile back at him. There was silence shared between them as they walked on. It wasn’t an ‘awkward silence’ per se, but it wasn’t entirely welcomed by either of them. Crunching snow and passing-by cars made it slightly more bearable, however.

    After some carefully remembered turns and standing in front of bakery shops window eyeing at all the delicious baked goods, they finally stop at a familiar crosswalk. Jackie had to yank Marvin from his bag so he didn’t go ahead and end up getting hit by a car. He’d never admit it to Jackie’s face, but if it weren’t for him and his close eye, he would have been six feet under a long time ago.

    Marvin grunted, a form of ‘thanks, I guess,’ which made Jackie chuckle softly. The magician-to-be glances at the crosswalk timer and goes to press the button, but quickly yanked his hand away once his hand came into contact with the button. Thankfully, he pushed down hard enough so it started working the second time around. He pulled his other hand out and started to rub his hands together, trying so very hard to spark some warmth in his palms. Jackie gave Marvin a look of pity, but he didn’t care. The whole day, Marvin had complained and whined about how he forgot his gloves at home, but he rejected any form of help from his friends (their ‘help’ being offered pairs of gloves and those nifty little hand warmers.) They start to walk across the street after the timer begins and reached the other side. A glove was slapped across the chest, startling Marvin.

    “Put it on your left hand, alright?” Jackie huffed. “At least one of them will be covered.”

    Marvin nodded and slipped the glove on, the fabric feeling awfully strange with his numb hand. This time, he actually says ‘thank you,’ but Jackie’s reply made his head snap back to look at him.

    “No problem, babe.”

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note from yours truly: this was just a little thing i wrote for @henrik-von-schneeplestein as a secret santa gift! i promised myself that during 2020 that i would finally, finally post my stories here, and this right here will be the start of it all!

lovely taglist: @honestlyitsjustkenna @caaladium

Tip for if you're gonna be posting more shippy stuff for the jse egos! Most people use the "egoshipping" or "ego shipping" tag so people can avoid it if they like. I use both! Good luck and I look forward to seeing more of your writing :)

ah alright! ill keep this in mind for the future. thank you anon! <3

Marvin’s book deciphered

Here’s everything I could decipher from Marvin’s book.

“Sterilized(?) form requires(?) patience. Can only be refined by the High Alchemist A.I.M.C”

“Liquid Void”

“MD = Antimatter” “Please use Argentum Inanis with caution” “Don’t make [?]”

All the symbols seem to mean or be used “to [?]”

This table seems to be the periodic table of alchemy:

However I don’t understand it nor know anything about alchemy myself, does anyone here have experience with it?

There seems to be a picture of what seems to be a vial on the left by the “Liquid Void” note.

“Time(?) meddling(?) [?] to dismissal”

Then of course we have the pictures we already had:

“Inform an AIMC immediately”

“magical(?) [?] a catalyst [?] mutational [?] ;but they [?] investigate [?] it’s possibility to [?] either a Life Elixir or a Philosopher’s Stone” “Ritual Sigils: [?]”

Please help if you can, Australia has been burning for about six months now, all the links are in Seán’s tweets!

send me some asks with these prompts :O? (include characters bls 👊😔) (side note ig?: im mostly familiar with jacks egos, so keep that in mind!!)

Prompt List

I find it easier to make prompt lists so I can write with what I’m inspired by. I’ll probably add to this as I find new prompts I like.

I took these from several prompt lists that I’ve reblogged, so that’s why they may look familiar. 

ANGST

“I can’t do anything right.”

“Please don’t cry.”

“Why are you awake right now?”

“Why are you lying to me?”

“Forget it, you’re a fucking asshole.”

“Don’t you ever do that again!”

“Do you even still love me?”

“Nobody’s seen you in days.”

“Why are you awake?”

“I’m worried about you.”

“Can you shut up for once in your life?”

“Holding everything in doesn’t help, you know.”

“If you don’t hug me right now I think I might fall apart.”

“Just get home as soon as possible, okay?!”

“I told you not to fall in love with me.”

FLUFF

“Go with me?” “As long as you hold my hand.”

“Is there a reason you’re blushing like that?” 

“Have you seen my hoodie?” “Noo.” “You’re wearing it, aren’t you?”

“OH you’re jealous!”

“Can we stay like this forever?”

“Please just kiss me already.”

“I think you might be my soulmate.”

“Sleep over? Please?”

“Are we on a date right now?”

“I think I’m in love with you.”

“Are you flirting with me?” “You finally noticed?”

“Am I your lockscreen?” “You weren’t supposed to see that.”

“I wish we could live together already.”

“They’re so cute when they’re asleep.”

“I just wanted to let you know that I think you’re beautiful.”

RANDOM

“Quit touching me, your feet are cold!”

“Sharing is caring, now give me the hoodie!”

“Did you seriously just get your foot stuck in a toilet?” “Maybe.”

“If I die, I’m haunting you first.”

“But I’ve never told you that before.” 

“Stop being grumpy, it’s lame.”

“Can we please stop running? I think I’m dying.”

“Can you please…? Hmmm, I don’t know. Maybe put a shirt on?!”

“You come here often?” “Well, I work here. So I think I’d have to say ‘yes’.”

“Aren’t we supposed to be working?”

“You’re insane,” “You love me,” “Not right now I don’t.”

12.    “Give me attention.”

13.       “YOU SAID TO BE HONEST STOP HITTING ME!”

14.       “Okay, so maybe I didn’t see that coming.”

15.         “I’m too sober for this.” “You don’t even drink.” “Maybe I should start.”

16.          “You met me yesterday,” “Yes, and I would die for you. Next question,”

17.          “I’m telling you. I’m haunted.”

18.         “Well, that’s tragic.”

19.         “She’s hiding behind the sofa.”

20.         “I’d kill for a coffee…literally.”

21.         “What do you mean she’s my new partner? She tried to kill me last week!” “Sounds like a you problem.”

22.         “Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion.”

23.         “I’m bulletproof…but please, don’t shoot me.”

24.         “Did you just hiss at me?”

25.         “It’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka.”

26.         “The diamond in your engagement ring is fake.”

27.         “No. Regrets.”

28.         “How drunk was I?”

29.         “How is my wife more badass than me?”

30.         “It’s your turn to make dinner.”

31.         “They’re not your kids, back the f*ck off.”

32.         “I could punch you right now.”

33.         “Welcome back. Now fucking help me.”

34.         “I’m not buying ikea furniture again.”

35.         “Oh honey, I’d never be jealous of you.”

36.         “That was kind of hot.”

SITUATION PROMPTS: 

KISSES

“Good morning” kiss

Kiss on the forehead 

Kiss on the nose 

Kiss on the neck

Kiss on the back 

Needing to kiss to hide from bad guys

Exhausted parents kiss 

Hiding/hoping not to be caught kiss

Before Bed kiss

In Secret kiss

Public kiss

Against a wall kiss

When One Person’s Face Is Scrunched Up, And The Other One Kisses Their     Lips/Nose/Forehead 

Lazy Morning Kisses Before They’ve Even Opened Their Eyes, Still Mumbling     Half-Incoherently, Not Wanting To Wake Up

Routine Kisses Where The Other Person Presents Their Cheek/Forehead For The     Hello/Goodbye Kiss Without Even Looking Up From What They’re Doing

Kisses Meant To Distract The Other Person From Whatever They Were Intently     Doing 

Top Of Head Kisses

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alright that is all

dont let this flop bls

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THIS WAS SO FUCKING SWEET THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! MAH HEART 🥺

So this is just a little gift for @scfthails​ - yes it was supposed to be for Christmas & now it’s the last day of January and yes it’s bad but yknow what?? We out here. So a very belated thank you for being the best secret santa ever!

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