Playing pokemon today and had a nice little picnic and I left it running for 5 minutes when I went to pee, and I came back to 6 fucking eggs in my basket. This is my party.
They are all male except my goddamn houndoom. I have 6 houndour eggs from when I looked away for a couple of minutes, and as someone with no idea about egg groups I have no idea who the father is.
Slut Shame Her.
On today's episode of Greek History:
Man digs up random graves on obscure islands until he finds a suitable one to loudly proclaim as Theseus
Comments:
Spain you Pandejo; Russia has to do so many things around here; of course Estonia is the Blueprint Guy; Locksmith + Inside Guy = Bro just handed us the keys huh; Latvia knows the vents.
(Screenshot/click and drag game) So I don't know if you knew this or not but you're putting together a heist! You're going after a prized diamond locked down in an underground vault in a secure building. Sounds tricky right? Well It's a good thing you assembled a team of hardened professional criminals to help you... Oh what's that? You didn't do that? Bummer. Well here's a list of the guys I got. Everyone here has a special skill. But will you assign them to the right task so you can steal the Diamond and head off to Guam to live the rest of your lives in luxury? Or will you pick wrong and head to the slammer? I put together a list of the jobs you need. Good Luck. Oh yeah and remember! FIRST CHOICE IS THE CHOICE DON'T KEEP GOING UNTIL YOU GET WHO YOU WANT. unless you get doubles then you can try again! CHROME- SCREENSHOT. SMARTPHONE- SCREENSHOT. EVERYOTHER BROWSER- CLICK AND DRAG. Mastermind- You are the mastermind behind this outfit. Your Partner In Crime- Your right hand man Con Artist/Distraction- Someone has to come up with a way to keep the guard occupied. Hacker- Knows everything about computers Locksmith- Cracking a safe now days is not as easy as it used to be Explosive Expert- If all else fails... The Brawn- If something goes wrong you'll need this guy. he's a martial arts expert (hopefully) Get Away Driver- Someone who can lose the heat Medic- If someone is shot you can't just take them to teh hospital... Make-up Artist- Someone has to make sure you all don't LOOK like you're robbing the place Pick Pocket- Stealing a key? You'll need him Weapons Expert- A guy who can get guns and knows how to use them Blueprint Guy- You'll need someone who knows teh building inside and out Inside guy- Someone who has worked there, knows the people and protocol Thief- When the time comes he'll be the one nabbing the diamond hopefully not setting off alarms Escape Artist- Need to make a quick escape from the building? He's your guy! Betrays you all- Someone may sell you out. That's the risk we take in this business. Why could they have done it? get out of jail time? Wants to take teh diamond for themselves? Who knows the motive, it's based on the person and for you to decide.
((Don't forget to share your results and let us know in the tags if you think the Heist went well or not!))
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Partner In Crime- Con Artist- Make-Up Artist- Weapons Expert- Explosives Expert- Hacker- Enforcer- Medic- Blueprint Guy- Lock Smith- Pick Pocket- Inside Man- Escape Artist- Cat Burgler- Get Away Driver-
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haven't posted here for a while haha anyways tiny solomon
I once compared our Latin class to alcoholism right in front of the prof because “it’s so bad for my mental health and yet I keep coming back for more” and he just agreed and went on with his day
The server that holds Miku, it keeps her contained to some degree
Biblically accurate Hatsune Miku