It's Been So Long Since I've Been In The Hetalia Fandom But I'm Not Mad That This Will Probably Bring

I'm extremely biased towards the og big three

How to draw some meeses. Some cheese bois. Some rodent squadron.

Purugly learns body slam a few months later and thankfully by that time it has learned to not jump on people.

…

Oh my god WEED CAT

IT’S GREEN TOO

Hi it’s me again, back with more Pokémon brainrot

Satan and the glameow/purugly line

Dude imagine it evolving in the middle of the day and suddenly it’s over 10x it’s normal weight (it would be funnier if it’s jumped into someone’s arms and just crushes whoever it is-what do you mean you don’t want a whole 96.6 pounds and cat in your arms)

oh he would be so offended that whoever names pokemon called this cat purugly. he'd be mashing furiously through ik's pokedex trying to figure out who did it so that he can call them and give them piece of his damn mind, because NO cat is ugly and HOW DARE THEY IMPLY SUCH A THING

i think he would be a teensy bit sad that it can't ride around on his shoulder anymore (like ik having taught it to while it was still a glameow), but the good thing is purugly still adores him, so he can use it as leverage against his brothers - who do not want to get scratched, thank you very much

YES

THE WITCH IS DEAD

(Technically the witch is only harmed in the panel but I refuse to believe that anybody would stop the van)

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

Yan!Batfam x Neglected!Reader idea:

A Reader who gets obsessed with the family. Like, they're pushed into the shadows and instead of agonizing, they understand that yes, that's where they're supposed to be. In the shadows. Obsessing over the family like a shadow in the corner. Making plushies of them to scatter around their room. Pages upon pages of handwritten notes on each member and their lives. Paintings and doodles. Dolls of different materials made to their likeness. Photographies even on the ceiling. Videos and audio recordings. Jewelry made with their hair.

And by the Heavens will they beat up some thugs to death if they try to bother the Bats, because "small flies like them shouldn't make the Family waste their time"

And then, when the BatFamily finally pays attention to them, they really don't know what to do because Reader firmly believe they're where they belong: not as part of the family, but as the shadow always watching from far away. Sure, there is no need to kidnap Reader or anything, they are very willing to stay with the family, but... They are extremely resistant to actually accepting the Bats as their family because, again, it's not their "role in life". The only one they genuinely see as family is Alfred, who they are as a beloved grandfather.

Somehow, the Yandere BatFamily seem relatively normal compared to Yandere Reader.

I made these for no reason so here

Edit: Please take these with a grain of salt. I don't mean to offend anyone I didn't even think anyone would see this😭

Humans Are Weird

So there has been a bit of “what if humans were the weird ones?” going around tumblr at the moment and Earth Day got me thinking. Earth is a wonky place, the axis tilts, the orbit wobbles, and the ground spews molten rock for goodness sakes. What if what makes humans weird is just our capacity to survive? What if all the other life bearing planets are these mild, Mediterranean climates with no seasons, no tectonic plates, and no intense weather? 

What if several species (including humans) land on a world and the humans are all “SCORE! Earth like world! Let’s get exploring before we get out competed!” And the planet starts offing the other aliens right and left, electric storms, hypothermia, tornadoes and the humans are just … there… counting seconds between flashes, having snowball fights, and just surviving. 

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