Couples Who Play Golf Together, Stick Together.

Roy Kent post-retirement:

@needingsleep liking it with a Mishapocalypse PFP is the kind of validation I need

Did we get nothing for April Fool's day this year?

who in f1 has best hair

in the words of l'oréal. she's the best!

A social gathering of dudes who all have serious Main Character Syndrome, but all are wildly different genres. One of them is the "people don't like me because I'm too smart" Misunderstood Genius who isn't actually particularly smart, just mean. Another one thinks he's wisecracking and clever by just talking like a character in a Marvel movie. Third one thinks he's subtly pulling off a mysterious Film Noir vibe by wearing a fedora and spending most of his time internally narrating, and silently staring at people. The fourth one is a deeply dramatic purple prose self-fashioned Byronic Hero who is unaware that he would be a mildly annoying minor antagonist in a Jane Austen novel at best. The fifth one has gotten his entire personality from shounen anime.

the double donuts

somehow after all these years I STILL underestimate max because pole seemed impossible today but he FUCKING PUT IT ON POLE

I have no clue

regular maxiel interactions would be most ships' canon event™️ meanwhile max casually mentions that him and daniel fingered each other's butt holes and the entire fandom reacts like

I'll never write something as good as writing

"He'll make up some story about dinosaurs and Oscar will nod like he understands what it means to be human."

From that one lestappen+ kid Oscar fic that I wrote ages ago.

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