With My Frog Girlfriend

i bet she’s the girl who reads in public so people will think she’s super sophisticated but in reality she’s a silly little lesbian

a gen z mood is nobody, even your friends having any idea what your personality is actually like and feeling deeply, profoundly lonely because of it

Uuuugh I'm so weak for soft tummies

i think the way i’m going to come out to my parents is through my college essay. there’s just a lot i need to tell them and it might as well also be sent to the schools i’m applying to because they want something real, not just oh hah sports injury essay. let’s just hope my english teacher isn’t homophobic.

11 year old me, very much a baby sapphic but high on compulsory heterosexuality: i just think it’s so sweet that ginny and luna were such good friends in harry potter. like luna was always talking about how nice ginny was and ginny stopped some boys who were picking on luna. like imagine being this nerdy kid and then your friend who happened to be a boss female athlete stops people from making fun of you. wish that was me. imagine them having sleepovers and braiding each others hair and always listening to and appreciating each other and giving each other hugs and luna painting a picture of the two of them bc that girl is an artist and ginny being so touched and hanging it in her room next to the pictures of gwenog jones. just two gals being the best of pals. plus ginny’s a redhead and girls with red hair are soooooooooooo pretty, wish my mom would let me dye my hair red so i could achieve that level of prettiness.

i’m so proud of phil, his making such cool content and his working so hard!! uwu phil i’m so proud of you 💓💖💝💖💖💘💕💓💓💞💝💝💝💖💖💘💝💝

i just want someone to love and i’m ngl i’m pretty lonely but i know i’m not good in relationships so for now i will be mentally dating lily evans thank you for coming to my ted talk.

we’re all alive. it’s one in the morning, she is in her bed right now on her phone laughing at something while i’m here laughing at the same thing. human connection is crazy and it makes no sense, but hell it exists, we exist and that’s lovely.

me: *catches myself being judgmental* me to me: i did not raise u this way

It has come to my attention that answering “How are you” with “not dead yet” may be alarming to some folks,