This is low key describing the development of my life philosophy over the years. Like, in order and everything. Get out of my head.
"Most fascinating." Sarbi muses.
Curse thee, foul lizard! Be warned, brethren! The dragons have turned against our circle and joined the enemy and exposed our plot to thin their ranks!
If you write a story for the backstory of a character in a ttrpg that is set in an existing franchise, is that considered an OC fanfic?
"When you summon celestial forces to alter axiomatic principles of reality so that the demonic forces of entropy don't encroach upon our reality and disintegrate this quiet little town of ours, you can give me your attitude. Until then, good bloody morning to you too!"
"I called you! Like five times! What the hell were you doing?"
"Sleeping. For the first time in days."
*Achoo!* "Uri-" *choo!* "Uriel!" *Sniffle*
"Yes (Choo!) my Lord?" Uriel replied, appearing in a puff of smoke.
"Call off *Aaah-* that Me damned *CHOO!* storm at that *muffled sneeze* atheist convention!"
"Thy will (achoo) be done." Uriel bowed.
God sank into his celestial throne with a heavenly sigh of relief.
It is often said that uttering the Lord’s Name in vain is forbidden because it is blasphemy. No, the truth is far more mundane and hilarious than that: Every time His name is uttered in vain, the Lord sneezes.
I fixed it for you.
Am I the only one that will reflexively type "suite" instead of "sweet" when saying something like "That sounds sweet, dude!"?
Probably be around a while. Probably mostly do writing related stuff with some fantasy and sci-fi memeing here and there. It's been fun, getting back into writing.
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