Uh. Hello Tumblr. I Offer Nerd Yuri. (transfem Berdly)

real

a prized memento

youre so real for that actually

i have watched 7 "nasty dog" billford edits today i think i need to be put down

-mod !! :3

when her hair signifies her character development... when her hair has its natural texture again cause she found love but she still dyes it because shes trying to keep her walls up... when her love dies and she goes full natural and looks exactly like her mom...

This will never not be funny to me.

if this exists can someone tell me please

Warning: this is Cann!balism Angst prompt with one of my fav fictional pairings

I'm gonna need one heaping cup of Leshycat angst fanfic where Leshy, being the chaotic hungry worm guy he is, consumes Yellow Cat in the same fashion as Riz eating Tem from Beastars. BOTH POVs. In Leshy's POV it's romantic and a beautiful display of their relationship, the ultimate show of love and acceptance from YC as they readily allow him to feast. From YC's POV, they're terrified and scared, but knows that their fate is inevitable. It's bitter. The trust they shared with Leshy was shattered the moment he succumbed to corruption and his old ways after endless attempts to better himself.

God I NEEEEED that angst PRETTY PLEASE WITH A CHERRY ON TOP POOKIES. I will offer Leshycat fluff in return since I'm better at writing that than angst xd or even doodle it but god I am HUNGRY.

House in 2024

House: faggot

Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that

Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?

Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room

House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-

*house realizes something*

House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS

oh m.y gg.od

𝘪 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘷𝘰𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘴𝘦𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘮𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘭𝘪𝘲𝘶𝘰𝘳, 𝘮𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘦

𝘸𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘪 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮 𝘪 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘪𝘵

snile so sneetly

this is what i mean when i say "sniles so sneetly" btw

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.