This Because He's Called Karl But He's My Baby And I Love Him (no Offense To Any Karls Out There, Im

when her hair signifies her character development... when her hair has its natural texture again cause she found love but she still dyes it because shes trying to keep her walls up... when her love dies and she goes full natural and looks exactly like her mom...

I get riled up about a common subject: America's robust health care system. Every one of the (thousands of) dollars I pay monthly just means I pay a dollar less when the sick visit bill comes due. And holy shit don't get me started on deductibles. I am keenly aware of how other countries excel in this industry, showing actual respect to the people who live and work and breathe there.

So my question to my non-'Merican brethren is

Please share widely for a realistic picture of how little this cuntry cares about its people.

adults: oh silly children with no responsibilities no real trauma no life experience no worries and yet oh so dramatic about nothing

also adults: oh thank fucking GOD i am not in school anymore, i had another nightmare i was THERE again, i woke up in a cold sweat bc i didn't study for my TEST-there's nothing not anything like the sweet relief of realizing that you actually don't have one and you won't have one in a very very long time, i still remember what the hallways smell like, i graduated years ago but i don't feel safe yet

I don't usually interact but ford. buddy. that is NOT normal

Dear Mr. Pines Since you are a scientist specialising in the weird and supernatural, I have an inquiry in regards to this subject.

Recently I have been having rather weird thoughts about consuming human flesh. I wanted to ask if that is a sign of demonic possession or if I am simply a freak.

(The flesh in question is very fresh and raw; if that is in some way relevant, I'm unsure if the flesh being cooked would be better or worse.)

Please answer at your earliest convenience.

With best regards.

—?‽??? ?‽????‽

Haha!

Curious Asker—That is all apart of being human, I believe. Who hasn’t had such thoughts? The mind boggles!

We’re all freaks!

Just—Don’t act on it.

Maybe.

…

Depends.

GHSHFHSHDHFHF

Susie fanart I made!!! I love Susie so much she’s my second favourite

When your Character...

Gets into: A Fight ⚜ ...Another Fight ⚜ ...Yet Another Fight

Hates Someone ⚜ Kisses Someone ⚜ Falls in Love

Calls Someone they Love ⚜ Dies / Cheats Death ⚜ Drowns

is...

A Child ⚜ Interacting with a Baby/Child ⚜ A Genius ⚜ A Lawyer

Beautiful ⚜ Dangerous ⚜ Drunk ⚜ Injured ⚜ Shy

needs...

A Magical Item ⚜ An Aphrodisiac ⚜ A Fictional Poison

To be Killed Off ⚜ To Become Likable ⚜ To Clean a Wound

To Find the Right Word, but Can't ⚜ To Say No ⚜ A Drink

loves...

Astronomy ⚜ Baking ⚜ Cooking ⚜ Cocktails ⚜ Food ⚜ Oils

Dancing ⚜ Fashion ⚜ Gems ⚜ Mythology ⚜ Numbers

Roses ⚜ Sweets ⚜ To Fight ⚜ Wine ⚜ Wine-Tasting ⚜ Yoga

has/experiences...

Allergies ⚜ Amnesia ⚜ Bereavement ⚜ Bites & Stings ⚜ Bruises

Caffeine ⚜ CO Poisoning ⚜ Color Blindness ⚜ Food Poisoning

Injuries ⚜ Jet Lag ⚜ Mutism ⚜ Pain ⚜ Poisoning

More Pain & Violence ⚜ Viruses ⚜ Wounds

[these are just quick references. more research may be needed to write your story...]

Writing Resources PDFs

is this anything

real

a prized memento

half white but still

white people go like “is anyone going to redesign this nonhuman evil character as a poc?” and not wait for an answer

if any berdly fans still exist

https://archiveofourown.org/works/59322091/chapters/151294486

i wrote a fic. idk how to advertize this on tumblr but ill post updates n stuff?? i thonk