This Made Me Think Of Like A Scene Villain. They Sit In Their Big Ass Neon Green Castle, Everyone Hates

This made me think of like a scene villain. They sit in their big ass neon green castle, everyone hates the castle cause it hurts their eyes when they walk by. The hero goes there for an epic battle only to find this little teenager, on a big pink chair with clips in their hair, sipping their energy drink from a wine glass and petting a feral raccoon like "I've been expecting you..."

one thing no one ever teaches you is that you can just make things nicer and more intentional- you can take your energy drink, pour it in a rocks glass over ice with a slice of lime on the rim, and sip it slow. and you'll think, "wow i am the biggest faggot to have ever lived". and you know what? you're right.

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4 months ago
Forgot To Post Lol Here's A Wip Of My Beloved Lesbian Oc With My Friend's Equally Beloved Lesbian Oc
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forgot to post lol here's a wip of my beloved lesbian oc with my friend's equally beloved lesbian oc


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7 months ago
Decied To Make A Comic For This One Ill Continue It Later Tho, I Have Some Plans For It))))) [ Part 2
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8 months ago

I saw your brother's mystery sack☹️

Excuse me?

Is he selling products without my knowledge?—Please, don’t buy anything my brother sells.


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5 months ago

When your Character...

Gets into: A Fight ⚜ ...Another Fight ⚜ ...Yet Another Fight

Hates Someone ⚜ Kisses Someone ⚜ Falls in Love

Calls Someone they Love ⚜ Dies / Cheats Death ⚜ Drowns

is...

A Child ⚜ Interacting with a Baby/Child ⚜ A Genius ⚜ A Lawyer

Beautiful ⚜ Dangerous ⚜ Drunk ⚜ Injured ⚜ Shy

needs...

A Magical Item ⚜ An Aphrodisiac ⚜ A Fictional Poison

To be Killed Off ⚜ To Become Likable ⚜ To Clean a Wound

To Find the Right Word, but Can't ⚜ To Say No ⚜ A Drink

loves...

Astronomy ⚜ Baking ⚜ Cooking ⚜ Cocktails ⚜ Food ⚜ Oils

Dancing ⚜ Fashion ⚜ Gems ⚜ Mythology ⚜ Numbers

Roses ⚜ Sweets ⚜ To Fight ⚜ Wine ⚜ Wine-Tasting ⚜ Yoga

has/experiences...

Allergies ⚜ Amnesia ⚜ Bereavement ⚜ Bites & Stings ⚜ Bruises

Caffeine ⚜ CO Poisoning ⚜ Color Blindness ⚜ Food Poisoning

Injuries ⚜ Jet Lag ⚜ Mutism ⚜ Pain ⚜ Poisoning

More Pain & Violence ⚜ Viruses ⚜ Wounds

[these are just quick references. more research may be needed to write your story...]

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7 months ago

Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking

Reblog To Put One Of These In Your Mutuals’ Pocket When They’re Not Looking
Reblog To Put One Of These In Your Mutuals’ Pocket When They’re Not Looking
9 months ago

Yeah I love manipulating my friends for my own gain, the gain is called "hanging out", obtained via such cruel tactics as "showing interest in stuff they like" and "being generally complimentary and charming"

8 months ago

Hot To Go by Chappell Roan, I was just talking about it with a friend. But I had no girl's toy stuck in my head like 5 minutes ago and we'll meet again like 10 minutes ago

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

4 months ago

I've noticed recently that I tend to incorporate things I've learned at school when I tell stories (real or fictional)

so here's my AU characters' Ego Defense Mechanisms

Lamb - Reaction Formation | Expressing the opposite of their negative feelings

Goat - Denial | Refusing to admit that they feel these feelings

Leshy - Regression | Moving back in psychological time; becoming mentally child-like

Heket - Displacement | Taking her feelings out on other subjects rather than the source

Kallamar - Projection | Attributing his thoughts and feelings to someone else

Shamura - Repression | Unconscious forgetting + Suppression | Conscious forgetting

Narinder - Sublimation | Redirecting the feelings into other outlets


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8 months ago

I get riled up about a common subject: America's robust health care system. Every one of the (thousands of) dollars I pay monthly just means I pay a dollar less when the sick visit bill comes due. And holy shit don't get me started on deductibles. I am keenly aware of how other countries excel in this industry, showing actual respect to the people who live and work and breathe there.

So my question to my non-'Merican brethren is

Please share widely for a realistic picture of how little this cuntry cares about its people.

9 months ago

Imagine your f/os listening to you, never tiring of hearing you speak. Whether they have an interest in the topic or not they're interested in YOU and thats all that matters.

If you ever stop to say, "sorry I'm rambling.." or "okay I'll shut up now...." They pull you into their lap and ask a question to get you talking again. They don't want you to EVER feel like you're annoying or a burden.

YOUR F/OS LOVE YOU AND THE SOUND OF YOUR VOICE SO MUCH!!!

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