Salviao - Sage

Panel 1: A customer sits at a table looking at a menu as Shen, in a waiter outfit, is there to write his order. Guy says "I'll have the chef's special." Shen says "right away, sir."
Panel 2: The customer is patiently waiting at the table for his food.
Panel 3: Shen himself is brought out on a catering plate by the chef, who is a woman. He's not cooked or anything, he's just sitting on it.
Panel 4: Shen is blushing, says "she said I'M her special."
Panel 5: The customer looks on, happy for them, as Shen and the chef passionately make out in front of the table for presumably 20+ minutes.

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salviao
3 months ago

these two would not be able to tell what the other was saying unless the doctor for some resson decided to become fluent in a 900 year old version of english. old english was spoken up until about 875 years ago. If you can't understand old english, you wouldn't be able to understand them.

also PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

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salviao
2 months ago

:3

:3

:3

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2 months ago
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3 months ago

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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6 months ago

Me asking the french person for the time when hey just call me a grain and make a disgusted sound at me

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1 month ago
@nerosero-requiem You Might Like This 😭🤌

@nerosero-requiem you might like this 😭🤌

(I haven't read/watch Dr stone yet but when I saw this my brain screamed NERO to me LOL HAHAHAHH)

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salviao
5 months ago

i'm on bluesky now

if you want me to actually post, i've got the same name on there

i post several times a day so if you want me to speak my lovely little gay mind then woohoo

also i post a lot about food or eating so uh

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2 months ago

This is making me cry

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