it’s so fucked that tgirls can’t get pregnant. we should at least get something. we should at least be able to lay an egg or two.
genuinely fucked up that if i want to interact with someone online i have to say words and have a conversation instead of just mashing my face against them like a cat
those are hardly hear me outs. they're conventionally attractive.
My normal hear me outs are Zeno's guards and Muzan Kibutsuji's final form and I probably have more but I forgot.
Lemme start this chaos
....Do I need to explain??
Poseidon design: Neal illustrator
Tag your moots
@pennyroyald @apollos-dodgeball-target @twomanyfandomshelp @a-fucking-tornado + anyone else who wants to join! Have fun 💗
im imagining this
just fucking obliterated a fly btw i like. no look-whipped my hand up and grabbed it and crushed it. some goku type shit
Some man tried to sell me a coffin, a gravestone, and a funeral service.
I said those are the last things I need.
*sees the icon of a mutual I literally never talk to* oh look it’s my Friend
Kohaku: Make her pussy wet not her eyes.
Stanley: Make his dick hard not his life.
Mozu: Break her bed not her heart.
Ryusui: Play with her boobs (or his chest) not her (or his) feelings.
Gen: Get on his dick not his nerves.
Franois: Always salt your pasta while boiling it.
you're hydrated voiceless rectal trill
The shapes are on Instagram I am in a prison of my own making
anyone else see that huge green light in the s