Salviao - Sage

obligitory xkcd

ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.

medieval people wouldn't understand a damn word you said except cat, what, fuck, man etc so yeah any tweet would blow their mind unless you translate it

easily one of my favourite tweets of all time

im not tall. tou're just egregiously short

look at me. listen. you need to take that six foot something transfem and you need to lay her on your chest and stroke her hair gently and rub her back and hold her tight like a beloved stuffed animal. do you understand me. you need to hold the tall girls in your life like you would anyone else. LISTEN to me

….well, she’s got the spirit!

reblog to give prev(ious blogger) a burger

Jokes on them Gen's look became iconic (once cut properly, that is)

YOU'RE NOTHING TO ME, BIG HYDROGEN.

Hydrogen

that big enough for you?

I WANNA BE PRETTY PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MAKE ME A PRETTY TGIRL LET ME PASS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I BEG THEE O GREAT DASHBOARD STAR

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.