Common Sage

"the magnus archives sounds cool! what are the content warnings?"

Jokes on them Gen's look became iconic (once cut properly, that is)

funny how theres no bad ones

🖤 if you want me dead

ANONYMOUS PDA MEME

💖: i have a romantic crush on you!

💜: i want to make sure you’re happy

💙: i have a friend crush on you!

💚: im a little jealous of you

💛: i just think you’re cute!

💘: i wouldnt say no to a platonic marriage

👀: im too shy to talk to you

💗: i want to give you a hug!

💋: i want to kiss you!

💪: id fight someone if they talked shit about you

🔊: im really glad i started following you!

💬: we should talk more!

💭: i think about you a lot

👏: everything you say is great wtf…

🎧: you have excellent music taste!

👑: your blog aesthetic is lovely!

🚨: you intimidate me

If this reaches 1 note, I will draw a frog.

If this reaches 10 notes, I will draw a bigger frog.

You can figure out the math from there

why do they have the same hairline

the main difference is region. unless you live in a zoo or florida, you won't encounter them in the same place. google what's found in your region, and then do nothing because they'll both kill and eat you as soon as they get the chance.

This one got me good 🤣

Me asking the french person for the time when hey just call me a grain and make a disgusted sound at me

I have been waiting all year to post this.

why is this marked potentially mature

I’ve been hating my art recently. Idk if I’ll complete this but everything has been awful recently.

medieval people wouldn't understand a damn word you said except cat, what, fuck, man etc so yeah any tweet would blow their mind unless you translate it

easily one of my favourite tweets of all time