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obligitory xkcd

my kings helping to keep the threat away

it has come to my attention that my posts are actually seen by people, and for this i am very sorry.

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Today feels like one of those days where you go out for a nice walk down a river, on a path in a forest. There's birds singing and the scent of wild garlic in the air. A plane passes overhead, its low drone almost relaxing to hear.

@elvis-official

This absolutely sent me

Everybody always so bold when dunking from the other parallel dimension 😔

"Redraw tumblr post" time of the year again, based on this one specifically that i found weeks ago but I needed to do something with it hfgjdh (with the original post being on tiktok). I just love canon Blaze being absolutely ass at cooking💜

If you react to lgbtq related things (including trans people, we're a part of it. Get over it, you "lgb movement" losers) with hate (for example, saying "ew" or "no" or "wrong" under a comic about link and zelda both being trans. Real thing I just saw) THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ON TUMBLR.MOTHERFUCKINGCOM YOU CAVEBRAINED INCEL!! TUMBLR IS LITERALLY KNOWN AS THE GAYEST WEBSITE ON THE INTERNET, IF YOU DONT LIKE IT, LEAVE!! (see what I did there? It's the thing bigots always say to us when we complain about being oppressed and killed) THIS COMMUNITY DOESNT WANT YOU SMELLY HATEFUL INGRATES HERE ANYWAYS!! Go back to Twitter and give elon the spin cycle mega suck 3000 like you always do.

Guy fawkes? Yeah, fawke that guy. Stupid idiot failed and now every early november is fucked by my neighbours trying to snipe the fucking gulls with explosives. fuck off patricia im trying to eat my bloody chicken.

not only this, but now we have to study the most famous example of meatriding in human history since Shakespeare wrote Macbeth.