Brooo, This Is Making My Inner Child So Happy!!!

rb if you’re done with allo bs

Is that a challenge?

What I wanna know is when Diego hallucinates the dance scene in s3.e1, did he actually dance? Because when Five gets shot with Jayme's venom, we see him doing all the actions in real life and I would just love if the Umbrellas and the Sparrows were have a heated argument and Diego just starts fucking line dance and no one gives a shit

Yes. Yes it is very gay. Very gay i tell you

fellas is it gay to stare at each other like that

This is a pro-choice blog.

It’s an I wanted this baby but at my anatomy scan I found out my baby will die after it’s born blog.

It’s an I’m not financially, mentally or emotionally stable enough to bring a child into this world blog.

It’s an I can’t live with the result of my sexual assault blog.

It’s an I miscarried but the fetus will not evacuate on its own blog.

It’s an I will die if I carry this to term blog.

It’s an I don’t want to be fucking pregnant blog.

It’s a pro-choice blog.

If you see this decision as a win, educate yourself. People with uteruses WILL die. And if that’s okay with you, don’t claim you’re pro-life.

Oh, and a big, fat FUCK YOU.

So I went to ysa with my straight friend (yes this matters) on sunday and her dad told us to go "straight there and straight back" We ended up getting lost and doing some other stuff that made us two hours back. She then made the joke that we went "Bi there and trans back"

I'm both proud that she made that joke and angry I didn't come up with it myself

Okay, okay

I’ve binge-watched The Owl House, and I absolutely love it, it’s cute, funny, got soul, original, there’s magic and demons and monsters, it’s great. However, I have a beef to settle. I know the latest episode is a lot, Amity.exe stopped working and Luz is Goku levels of oblivious. Amity’s crush being as subtle as a drunk truck driver is so important for LGBTQ+ rep, and it’s worth talking about as long as possible. Also people are simping on Bosha for some reason?

I know this is all worth taking most of the conversation. However, I cannot believe

I repeat

I

CANNOT

BELIEVE

That this kid’s face

… Is not a meme yet !

C’MON TUMBLR!

I expect BETTER from you!

There’s SO MUCH POTENTIAL!

Here, I’ll give you a few examples. Wanna talk about Luz’s obliviousness?

Here we go! Too classic? Too “old school”? Let’s spice things up a bit shall we?

Wanna talk about something other than the show? I gotchu fam!

Too basic again? I know, depression and anxiety memes are where it’s at! (TW: existential crisis)

And finally, guys, gals, and non-binary pals, let us not forget the classic lens flare

Come on, folks, help me out here, I’m not gonna do your job for you! Make me proud! This needs to become a meme!!!!!

K, BYE!

reblogging for fourth of july

Today’s youth’s blind trust on the internet genuinely terrifies me.

That starts with their reliance on carrds. For one, the inherent acceptance that what is said in those carrds is all true. As though nobody would ever lie about their age or gender or anything else, especially when that person is trying to prey on minors. They won’t put “34 | real life pedo man | interested in little girls” into their carrds, they’re more likely claiming to be a fellow 13 year old girl and thanks to your tumblr blog, they know exactly what you like so they know how to open a conversation with you. Which brings me to the other bad side of carrds; minors being so trusting in strangers that they put all their own information right there for anyone to see like that’s not predator bait.

But the bigger problem that brought me here is the purity cult brainwashing that makes minors think that adults should be policed in fandom and the implications this has on minors.

To be allowed to engage with certain things, you first have to disclose whether you are a minor or an adult and if you’re an adult, you have to disclose why you engage with it.

You may be excused if you do it to deal with a personal trauma. So please disclose your personal trauma; teaching kids that they should share their personal trauma with strangers too.

But if you just enjoy it as porn, that’s disgusting and forbidden.

Might I note the utter lack of self awareness here, because quite frankly I find it much more concerning and disgusting that you spend so much time thinking about adults masturbating and what they are masturbating about. The irony of them sexualizing real actual people, while shaming those people for sexualizing fictional characters. That is so creepy and disturbing. When I was a teen, I just consumed the smut myself, I didn’t waste my time wondering if the author is an adult and thinking about them getting off to that fic I just read.

Let’s put the act of trying to police adults aside for a second to focus on the blind trust angle here too. You operate on the assumption that the author will tell you truthfully if they are a minor or an adult and then further you trust that they will be honest about their trauma or porn intention.

All adults annoyed by the purity cult could just start pretending to be 14 year old trauma survivors, just to get some peace amd quiet about this bullshit. What are you going to do, demand a copy of their ID and a signed letter from their therapist?

It is literally impossible to police who engages with fandom and how or why they engage with it. The assumption that you can is false because it relies on a non existing honesty. But there are impressionable minors, who get thaught that adults doing x is wrong and need to be policed so it’s important that everyone discloses age, gender and personal trauma, to determine who the Nasty Adults are. And in youthful naivity - and I don’t mean that as an insult; young people inherently trusting someone who projects themselves as an authority figure is how most societies work - they will disclose these things honestly and then consequently assume others will too.

Kids these days grow up in an internet culture that’s trying to breed too much blind trust in the words of strangers while also teaching them to trust blindly by disclosing too much information themselves.

And that is completely terrifying to me, because your set goal of keeping creeps at bay is not just not met, you are laying all the information real creeps need right out for them and make yourselves easy prey.