Only gays can reblog this frog (scientifically proven)
we're out of milk. could you grab some on the way back?
running up the hill to make a deal with god again. anyone need anything
I SAW THIS ON SUMMERWEEN!!! THANKS TUMBLR!!
gotta give credit to gravity falls for having a cartoon explicitly set during the summer but going
“hey we wanna do a halloween episode” “but it’s summer” “the town has a regional not!halloween called summerween fuck you”
As a musical theater fan, flirting is so hard. Like, do I drop a chandelier on him? Do I sneak in through his window in the middle of the night? Do I tell him he strikes me as a woman who has never been satisfied? Do I give him a paper flower? Do I go to punch him in the eye but kiss him instead? Do I tell him that if I took a meat cleaver down the center of his skull, I’d have matching halves? Do I throw an ear of corn across the room in his line of sight? Do I turn him into a scarecrow? Do I tell him I’m not moving into a nunnery? Do I pretend to be friends with his dead brother? Do I set him up with the girl of his dreams and then sing a song about how he never notices me? Somebody help. I suck at this.
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Here are some Pride Planets!! There are 28 in total and I will link the posts of the other 18!
1. Genderqueer 2. Genderfluid 3. Agender
4. Demigirl 5. Demiboy 6. Demigender
7. Bigender 8. Trigender 9. Pangender
10. Genderflux
Pm me for any flags I missed or any personal combination of flags!
if you're new to the potc fandom jack is bi btw we called dibs he's ours
Leo: *moping after coming back from Ogygia*
Jason, working it out: Wait. You met someone?? Oh my god, tell me everything!
Leo, sighing dramatically: It was biblical. Shakespearean. Someday Lin-Manuel Miranda will rap about it.
Here are some Pride Planets!! There are 28 in total and I will link the posts of the other 20!
1. Demiromatic 2. Demisexual 3. Greysexual
4. Abrosexual 5. Polysexual 6. Omnisexual
7. Polyamorous 8. Gender non-comforming
Pm me for any flags I missed or any personal combination of flags!
Me trying to remind myself that I’m not going to be a terrible writer forever.