Eat Ass And Macaroni

[3 AM]

Mason, rolls over and nudges Woods: If spiders were the size of a cat would they be more, or less scary? On one hand, they wouldn't be able to get into your house easily, but on the other hand? Once they're in there... oh boy...

Glaz: The food’s too hot. I can’t eat it.

Kapkan: You’re hot and I still eat you.

Fuze: [slams fork and knife down]

Fuze: ONE DINNER. ONE DINNER IS ALL I ASK.

Pathfinder, trying to open a jar: Shitty ass lid!

Bloodhound: [looks at Revenant]

Bloodhound: I wonder where he got that from.

Revenant: The fucking fridge.

Interesting

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When a friend sends this to you, you know youve done something right

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Bell: [picks up a document signed by Adler] Russell E. Adler? What's your middle name?

Adler: Edward.

Bell: No, that can't be it. Let me guess. Elliott?

Adler:

Bell: Emilio?

Adler:

Bell: Elmo.

Adler:

Bell: Esteban Juilio Ricardo Montoya De La Rosa Ramirez?

Adler: what

U r gae

Very gae

Alexei Shostakov was a better friend to Bucky Barnes in like two days than Steve Rogers has been in a decade. Argue with a wall.

You may think they don’t play favorites, but they do.