*screeching in painful agony*
my soul
Old ass
Thank you i’ll take that to my grave when i die because my life alert didn't work
Who needs a Squad when you can Decoy a Gremlin squad of your own?! (Reallly Gotta stop doing these 3am Apex doodles)
this is way to beautiful
Reddit seemed to like it so here… take it
Listen,
AM I THE ONLY ON THAT SEES THIS
Bell: [picks up a document signed by Adler] Russell E. Adler? What's your middle name?
Adler: Edward.
Bell: No, that can't be it. Let me guess. Elliott?
Adler:
Bell: Emilio?
Adler:
Bell: Elmo.
Adler:
Bell: Esteban Juilio Ricardo Montoya De La Rosa Ramirez?
Adler: what
Sally: “I’ll speak French between your legs,” is the hottest thing I’ve ever been told.
Evan: I’m just imagining someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis.
Freddy: SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS.
Anna, wheezing heavily: titTY CROISSANTS—
Sally: None if you should ever be having sex.
*laugh track plays, and the title card “everybody loves frank!” appears*