Just Came Across This Picture... Somebody Sedate Me I'm So Serious

HAI LEA!! congrats on 10k - huge and well-deserved 🫶 i am here to blabber abt "I just want you a little longer all to myself" because girl- i was that anon that messaged u about how i couldn't stop rereading that blurb when u put it out. i want that kind of secret office relationship with matt so so so bad @—@ also what's your favorite thing(s) you've written for mm please :p

*DRAMATIC GASP* BRO THAT WAS YOU??? 😮

well, i love all of my stories. if i don't love what i write, then i just don't write it, change it till it hits my feels the way it should, simple as that. if there are any that i'm not that crazy about, then it's just some of the early stuff when my writing skill wasn't what it is today. it's still good, it's still fun, but i could do it better today, you know?

if i had to highlight a few, these would be them:

i adore the series buttercup. i wrote it while procrastinating the kinda intimidating thing i'm writing currently and i only gave myself one week to do it, but i didn't expect to fall so in love with them as i did. i don't wanna promise anything, but i do think that when the new series comes out, and i watch it, that i'll write another wave of chapters for that story. i have a ton of ideas written down for what should happen next, i mean, they're still just in the very beginning of their relationship, so there's so much more ground to cover. yeeaaahhh, i still think about that story way too much, like it's borderline a problem because i don't at all have time to continue it rn.

breakfast in bed!! DOMESTIC👏NASTY👏MORNING👏BONE-TOWN👏LEADING TO MATT BEING LATE TO COURT👏

i too love I just want you a little longer all to myself. matt in the office just hits different...

speaking of matt in the office, dizzy is way too cute for me to handle.

「 come join my 10k celebration 」

MILF (man I love frank castle)

free my man. He did all of that and will continue to do even worse, probably

may i share with you the best video on the internet

this is my fav meme format rn

Eros & Psyche: A Dieter Bravo Story (complete - series masterlist)

Dieter Bravo x f!reader

Rating: Over 18’s only please

Summary: Dieter is a modern day Greek God Eros. We’re going full existential dread rom-com, actually.

Header quote: By Marsad Aurangzeb

Series content: Vaguely inspired by the Greek myth of Eros & Psyche, soul mates, yearning, emotional torment, drugs and alcohol references, lots of swears, slow burn, discussions of death and mental health, eventual smut. Dieter is a walking red flag. Reader is named (Psyche) but physical descriptions are minimal. Time is meaningless but also always marching on. Lots of Dieter POV. Fleabag coded.

A/N: What is it about Dieter Bravo that makes me want to write emotional torment? I love him, yet I must torture him apparently. This started off as a bit of a modern retelling of the Eros & Psyche myth, but really it’s just my take on what the Greek god of love would be like if he was our beloved trash panda Dieter Bravo and reader was his soulmate, Psyche. I really, really hope that you like it, I’d love to hear your thoughts!

Originally part of Kel’s Greek pantheon challenge.

Mini Series:

✨ Part 1

✨ Part 2

✨ Part 3

✨ Epilogue

Moodboard

Original art by @yopossum

Thank you’s: I’m eternally grateful to @toomanytookas for being the most incredible beta reader and for encouraging my madness. To @luxurychristmaspudding and @pascalssbabyy for being the most wonderful, supportive pals who are always ready to scream with me. I really couldn’t navigate this without you guys. @mothandpidgeon for inspiring me with some yearning ideas via Twilight deep dive YouTube’s (for reals).

Tags for pals and Dieter fans - as always let me know if you’d prefer to be taken off or if you’d like to be put on:

@ishabull @futuraa-free @aurorawritestoescape @maggiemayhemnj @harriedandharassed

@milla-frenchy @undercoverpena @sawymredfox @secretelephanttattoo @hellfire-state-of-mind

@thundermartini @morallyinept @burntheedges @guiltyasdave @sp00kymulderr

@magpiepills @sugarcoated-lame @readingiskeepingmegoing @chronically-ghosted @beefrobeefcal

@jessthebaker @yopossum @ghotifishreads @katareyoudrilling @ozarkthedog

All images from Pinterest

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