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SAGAU + NEUVILLETTE

Okay, SAGAU folks you do understand if Neuvillette is the hydro dragon,(I don’t think it’s been confirmed anyway, just hinted)and one of The original Seven Sovereigns at that,(vishaps also work)Neuvillette would be one of the most dedicated followers, like out ranking Zhongli, freaking Morax, one of the original seven archons!

Neuvillette would be around since some of the earliest days of Teyvat, has worshipped you since the dawn of his existence!

This is big for the SAGAU community.

what if reader put the sunglasses on when the character is asleep.

truly a gift of the divine.

SUNGLASSES

Troll reader/gen-z reader puts sunglasses on on of the serious characters.

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…if any of you get isakaied in to genshin sagau promise me you’ll do the above.

the overview effect + sagau?

(note that this was written before I knew anything about the fountain archon quest, so expect furina slander)

specifically people of power, like the archons, or fatui harbingers, get them to see just how valuable human life is, how small it is, how fragile, how venerable, how ultimately insignificant everything is.

let them see your perspective, how the people of fontaine do not have a suitable archon, a joke for an archon, how the archon has openly said she’s bored with a real court case, how the dragon serves the nation, the questionable morals, ones that could potentially end lives, how it’s destroying the environment? how sumeru is willing to give everything for knowledge, how the archon, the protector of said nation, was inslaved? just how small inazuma is compared to the rest of the world how people were held captive, slaughtered, driven mad, all for a single vision? how the archon of Liyue forsaken his own nation, put his people in danger, and did nothing? How the people of Mondstate believe their archon has passed, how they were put in danger, excluding the high possibility of it, how the nation its self was put in danger with all the hilichurls constantly attacking, even when attacking the city head on, their “protecter” ignored it, when stormterror attacked, nothing, the archon has ignored his responsibility of archon. his duty.

there duty.

how human life must be protected at all costs.

(this was very quickly written down so I’d didn’t lose the idea so excuse my poor grammar(and the plot holes(?)i just wanted to carry the hate I have for the archons ignoring their responsibilities, and how some a random Outlander(just looking for their sibling)fixed their problems), excluding the fact it’s currently 12:39 AM on a school day for me😅, whoops, I’ll probably start write this in the morning or something, but sleep it is for now)

SUNGLASSES

Troll reader/gen-z reader puts sunglasses on the more serious characters.

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…if any of you get isakaied in to genshin sagau promise me you’ll do the above.

HEADCANON: CHILDES FAMILY

I headcanon that childes family is very religious ( both in and out of SAGAU )

Fun fact, my birthday is literally the day after the foutain update(the 17th)

like an early birthday gift

RECREATION OF THE DIVINES

do you think genshin npc’s(like the shopkeeper)would try and recreate things your repeatedly seen wearing?

like already anything you’ve seen taking a like to is immediately sold out, it’s pretty much a shopkeepers best dream. You’d be set for life.

IRL CREATOR

What if the reader was the creator of genshin but like, IRL, like… ya’ know?

Reader has control of the story as well as we’re it’s going to go?

like choosing the VAs(voice actors)…

on the topic of VAs…(really what I wanted to talk about)

If the reader still has their phone when or if they’re transported into genshin, and the reader contacts on of the characters VAs…

how what they react?👀👀

the conversation would be the dumbest arguments ever, like go search up “genshin VAs funny moments”

PRIDE OF POWER

Can you imagine the absolute pride the archons would go through if the creator has similar abilities to them. Because, in their mind the creator hand-picked them to have that ability.

The creator of life gave them 

Like, my take on the creator/OC is that one of their titles is ‘The All Seeing Eye’. One of Ei’s powers is an eye.

Can you just imagine the absolute pride said archon would have.

God forbid if you choose to have something air related, Venti would just brag. Constantly.💀💀Like the insufferable thing he is.(sorry venti lovers😅❤️)

Zhongli would be ‘secretly’ prideful, like he knew he would, it makes the most logical sense, the primordial one who created the planet would be interested in creation. 

While writing that I just had a thought, is that why Zhongli is believed to worship the creator the most, why he was so prideful in his youth? Because he was gifted the ability to carve and shape his nation to his wildest dreams? 

But anyways he would believe he was bragging secretly but it's obvious. 

But the bragging would be as playful teasing,(venti)and ‘subtle’ flexing, like he would create things more often, if you're really close he would ask if or when you plan on creating something-anything if he can watch. 

Zhongli is very quiet; he may ask questions if you're the peaceful/quiet type, but he’s just incredibly honored. 

Ei would be a mix of actually secretly prideful and honored. She would make sure this trusted blessing would not be wasted. Again.

Nahida would be SO happy and honored. Like Zhongli she would be aware, it is no secret the creator favors her. 

The lush and bountiful landscape that encompasses Sumeru. The rich harvest, every year without fail. It is simply undeniable the creator favors Sumeru.

Sorry if Nahidas seems out of place I couldn’t think of anything for her.😅

Oh and I’m currently working on ‘implanting’ SAGAU actually IN Genshin lore(reader is actual god AU)so it fits a bit more, so it might have kinda settled its way in to my ‘lazy’ writing.😅

Please stay tuned for it!😄

2AM SAGAU THOUGHT

would genshin characters get jealous of your phone