You May Have Heard Of Persephone!Deku And Hades!Bakugou, But I Offer You… Persephone!Bakugou?

Hawks, silently minding his own business: …

Dabi: Do you think if someone has a glow stick kind of quirk, their dick glows if it snaps?

Hawks: What?

Dabi: I want that. I want my dick to glow like a light stick if it snaps.

Hawks: I think you need more sleep.

Living with Class 1A in the school dormitories

My first post! I hope everyone enjoys 💜

so! much! fun!

Ofc, there are times when little arguments break out but they are always resolved quickly. Life is too short and you guys as a class have been through too much to hold grudges.

Anyway back to the fun Friday and Saturday nights are designated ‘fun nights’

Karaoke followed by movies on Friday’s

Board games followed by more movies on Saturday’s

You and Mina are not allowed to team up for Karaoke battles bc you guys always end up winning

Tenya always makes sure everyone has done their homework before any of the fun begins because “responsible heroes prioritise education over leisure.”

Bean bags EVERYWHERE

Cooking dinner almost always ends in a food fight. Especially if you’re scheduled to cook with Mina or Kaminari

When Eri visits you guys make a massive pillow fort and watch Disney movies

Sleepovers in the common area where you guys sleep on the couches or on sleeping bags next to each other.

Which is sometimes embarrassing bc you somehow always end up sleeping next to your crush and, as a ‘sleep hugger’ you wake up latched to them, your arms and legs around them like a baby koala 🐨

Btw, Mineta was banned before the first sleep over even started lol

Bakugo always complains about the noise you guys make but always ends up joining you for fun nights and sleep overs (Mainly bc you pester him into joining and he low key can’t say no to your puppy eyes.)

Everyone loves it when you visit them in their rooms. You basically spend most of your free time in someone else’s room lol

You’ve even visited Bakugo a few times

Todoroki always makes the best tea and he’s a rlly good listener. He loves listening to you talk about everything and nothing

Tsu is rlly wise and gives the best advice, as well as the second-best hugs, the first being Shoji

Baking with Sato is always fun bc he lets you lick the bowl while you sit on the counter

Momo’s bed is too big for her room so you always end up sitting on it doing homework and chatting

Jiro and Tokoyami have the best taste in music and you always end up leaving their rooms with new songs to add to your playlist.

Whenever you cook with your scheduled partner, you always save some for Aizawa sensei. Denki often teases you about being a teachers pet

Shoto is surprisingly (and infuriatingly) good at Mario Kart and everyone is low key salty about this

Well, that was before Mr Aizawa banned it after ‘the Bakugo incident’

Now you’re forced to play in secret with Kirishima, Ojiro and Sero, which is fun bc none of you are as competitive as Bakugo and you actually have a chance of winning w/o Shoto there

You and Uraraka have this thing where you buy each other fluffy kawaii socks after you found out you both had a love for them.

Kaminari started calling you both ‘Dobby’ which can get confusing when you’re in the same room together.

Aoyama always invites you into his room so he can show off his ✨ sparkle ✨ and the two of you always end up eating different cheeses together, drink grape juice like it’s wine and make up stupid nicknames for dumb celebrities Which is fun to talk about bc Aoyama is as creative as he is savage

Shoji gives the best piggy backs so you always want him to carry you everywhere.

“Pleaaaseee Shoji?”

“You’re five steps away from the kitchen I think you can manage on your own.”

“You carried Midoriya around at camp!”

“That was because all of the bones in his body were broken!”

“He didn’t have to be so dramatic…😒”

*Midoriya spluttering in the background*

Speaking of Midoriya

You share his love for All Might and the two of you like to fan girl over him when you visit him in his room

You like to buy him All Might merchandise, not realising that he’s already got most of it. But he keeps it anyway and happily displays it bc he thinks you’re too sweet and adorable and he cherishes your generosity.

You and Kaminari like to spam each other with random, cursed memes that make you both cringe and laugh at the same time

Koda has a sweet little crush on you and he sends you little gifts from his room with his pet bunny

Watching horror films with Kirishima to prove your ‘manliness’, only to end up hiding beneath the blanket together, leaving Tokoyami, a horror film enthusiast, to watch them alone.

Snacks! So many snacks! The cupboards are full of them Sato always makes sure to stock up after movie nights

Anyway Class 1A is like living with a big loving family and I wish it was all real so I could live with them :’(

Mean Tweets Pro Heros edition (Pro Heros read mean tweets)

Ochako: Uravity looks like the 23 year old substitute teacher that cries because she can't get the class to quiet down.

Ochako: . . .

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Denki: I swear to God I wanna shove my foot up Chargebolt's haNg 10 dUde California surfer ass so bad, like stfu PLEASE

Denki: [laughs]

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Katsuki: @Dynamite looks and sounds like a pomeranian getting his anal glands expressed at the vet.

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Momo: why tf would anyone choose Creati as a hero name, unless you were a pornstar on the side??

Momo: [looks at the camera confused]

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Tsuyu: Hearing @Froppy talk is probably what it feels like to have your butt plugged

Tsuyu:

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Kyouka, chuckling: @Earphone Jack looks like what happens when nipple piercings grow a body and personality.

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Ejirou: Red Riot looks like he picks up girls at gyms and dog parks

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Hanta: Cellophane is probably that uncle your mom tells you not to be alone with at family gatherings,with that [breaks into laughter] creepy ass chucky doll smile

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Mina: I hope you all have a good weekend!

Mina, laughing: Except for you @Pinky f*ck you.

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Aizawa: Eraserhead probably smells like cat piss.

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Shouto: Why does @Shouto look like the kid that deepthroats water fountains at the local park and school

Shouto: That's very unsanitary, and I always brought my own water bottle.

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Izuku: This one's, quite lengthy.

Izuku, reading: F*ck you, @Deku. You ugly piece of sh*t turtle looking divorced 40 year old soccer mom broccoli looking ass. . .

[camera zooms out to see Katsuki standing next to Deku with arms crossed lip syncing everything he reads]

Izuku: cunt f*cking motherf*cker, alien trying to act natural looking ass, clapping when the plane lands, mom said it's my turn to play on the xbox looking p*ssy ass bitch. F*ck you

Izuku, looking at Katsuki: . . .

Katsuki: [grins]

OK BUT WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THAT MY AWARENESS SHIFTS THEN MY SENSES FOLLOW THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING ABOUT SHIFTING, I JUST SAW A POST SAYING THIS-

LIKE WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHEN I AM INTENDING TO SHIFT OR WTV THAT I SHOULDNT WORRY IF IT STILL FEELS LIKE MY CR

BABE WAKE UP WE’RE IN IZU LOVING HOURS NOW!! ☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆

IZUKU GETS A BATH!!! (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))♡

HE GETS SOME SLEEP!!!! ψ(｀∇´)ψ♡

THEY’RE ALL SO CUTE!!!!! ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´ω`ﾟ)ﾟ｡♡

telling your boyfriend “i just paid $200 for air in the tires— is that normal??”

ft. izuku midoriya, katsuki bakugo, shoto todoroki, denki kaminari, eijiro kirishima, hanta sero

Bakugou who invites you over for dinner for mother's day. You are shown a bunch of baby photots, seeing a bunch of keep sakes- the whole bit. But was most important was his room, it was literally if you took his personality and painted a room with it. From top to bottom you could pretty much guess everything about him, his aspirations- his loves his dislikes- everything. And he didn't mind sharing them with you, at all.

Your brain is fucked

You are stuck in a loop, you know? You will probably read this and say "oh, yeah, you're right" and keep scrolling. You've been in this damn loop for months,

Wake up.

Damn your reality.

Spend your day on tumblr.

Get motivated for 5 minutes.

Go back to being depressed.

When the night comes back, sleep instead of the void state

Wake up again.

YOU NEED TO FINISH THIS. FINISH IT. STOP SCROLLING. TONIGHT YOU WILL SWITCH INTO THE REALITY YOU WANT.

i keep going back to this thought of like adult, pro-hero, brick-wall-of-a-man bakugou still being just so insecure. like he works hard for his body and he's not stupid, he knows that it's strong and is what it needs to be for his line of work, for being a pro, for protecting those that he loves—but he's always had an issue with...people.

yeah, as an older man, that's fallen away some and he's learned to let go of all the little battles he wants to start, how to ignore challenges that aren't there, but he's still bakugou, and people have this perception of him and his personality and attitude and he knows it's not unfounded, but...what good is there to say about him, really? that he's got a fit body? big fucking whoop.

a hot body isn't what's gonna keep you around.

and it's frustrating, because you smile at him and laugh at the shitty things he says and you forgive him, even when he can't apologize, and you understand the space he just needs sometimes. there are days when he wants to sleep alone because he'd done it all of his life, until you came around, and there are days he doesn't want to speak—to you or anybody—because every little thing is grating on his nerves, there are days when he wants to get out of the house and fuck off to hike, somewhere far without cell service, and only come back once he's sweaty and tired and in need of a shower.

and that's—he's not stupid. who wants to put up with that? him, and all that he entails? all you have to just accept, because he doesn't know how to change it.

it's not as if he doesn't want to spend time with you; some days that's all he wants. your attention, your touch, your little affections, your approval. a reminder that you do still love him, even after everything, and yeah, you say it every night and every morning and before you hang up the phone, but—what about all the times in between? even when he wants to be alone, he still thinks about you, too much maybe, for how much space he's willingly created for himself.

the face you make when you eat something too soon from the oven or when you pretend not to cry at some stupid movie. the shirt you wore last thursday and how well the color looked against your skin. how warm you are first thing in the morning, when he rolls over to make sure you're still there. what you smell like right out of the shower—do you smell like him, on the days you wear his shirts out of the house? does it make you think about him, too, all day? do you even like the way he smells or the way he dresses? how he cuts his hair or the shoes he wears on casual days, when he doesn't have to go work and he's not having dinner with his witch of a mother?

you're...attracted to him. right? gotta be, because if you aren't then all you have is his personality and that—there's just no fucking way. you've gotta be, because you kiss him and touch him and bother him in the shower and sometimes he looks at you across the table and you're giving him this look that drives him fucking crazy and—he's just bad at asking for things, for anything. 'specially for you.

sometimes you make him feel like a virgin fucking schoolboy, that doesn't know how to touch or be touched and so he does petty shit, little things that are supposed to drive you crazy, too. not like he really knows for sure, because the minute you look too long when he's shirtless, he wants to launch his own embarrassing ass off a cliff. he'll never admit to it, but yeah, he eats strawberries that way on purpose, messy while watching you, and he stands at the edge of your bed in a low-slung towel until he's nearly dry, just furthering some mindless conversation so that you'll stay awake and looking at him. when he's at the gym, he'll send a snapchat he took way too long posing for, just to respond with a "yeah", or he'll pretend he doesn't know why it's a big deal that he decided to forgo boxer briefs under his sweatpants.

bakugou wants to be wanted, but he doesn't know how to make himself worth wanting, and doesn't know how to ask either—but he's learning; placing his face between your shoulderblades when he wants you to turn to him in bed, resting his forehead on your knee when he's sorry and can't say why, drawing a heart on a sticky note, quick and shitty, before he has time to get embarrassed, nipping at the skin under your earlobe when he wants you, the blush on his cheeks probably searing into the skin of your neck.

insecure but trying, trusting. isn't that what love is anyway?

You are consciousness. Everything is consciousness. Everything is you. You are the source.

That being said, when you tell yourself you have your desires, you’re not just wishing or trying to convince someone that it’s true, you are stating that fact for everyone in the YOUniverse to hear and everyone is stating that fact back to you.

”The outer world” speaks with the same voice as you. The affirmations you say are the same ones it says. When you say ”I have 10k in my bank account rn” it too says ”I have 10k in my bank account rn”. Because it is you.

What you tell yourself HAS to be true, because there’s only you. You’re the director of this movie and the author of this book, babe. Without you the story wouldn’t unfold.

Tell yourself there’s no delay. Tell yourself that you can have anything you want. It’s just as easy to conjure that reality in ”the outer world” as it is in ”imagination”. Just drop the terms and separation, they’re one and the same!