all from incorrect quote generator
Beastboy: so you like cats?
Raven: yeah.
Beastboy: *tries to impress her by slowly pushing a glass off the table*
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Robin: i left instructions for everyone while I’m gone.
Beastboy: mine just says “beastboy, no.”
Robin: i want you to apply it to every possible situation.
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Starfire: but what about Robin? he was my SOULMATE!
Raven: you said that about a ball of yarn once.
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Terra: maybe the real monster was the friends we both literally and figuratively murdered along the way.
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Cyborg: made you all playlists!
Cyborg: Raven, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul.
Cyborg: Robin, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression.
Cyborg: …and Starfire and Beastboy have the ABBA Gold album.
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Robin: the first time Starfire opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside she yelled, “OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!”
Chris only friends are his husband and a 16 years old