Find Me On Ao3! (If You Want To, Of Course)

Just got back home from work and there are a bunch of clay pots on my balcony???

The sky does occasionally look beautiful though.

the sunset over metropolis cannot be topped. srry gotham

Crawmoms

“crayfish” is so misleading because they’re obviously not fish

just call them crawdads and go

So, I have discovered that fear toxin is not very fun for a transplant! I think I saw some odd variation of God. I saw the eyes. Oh, the eyes. They seemed to look into my very being. I saw stars from galaxies eons away from ours. I watched the world burn and couldn’t do anything to stop it. I think I’ll stick to the talking plants next time.

I think my plants are talking to me. It might just be some of the fear toxin that was released an hour ago tho.

Holy shit! You’re onto something there. So much angst potential!

Do you think the bats might see some of the fan-fiction we write? I was gonna start writing some, but what if they see it? Is it worth the risk?

Okay, I just spoke to my landlord. He said that I can keep my cactus, but the other plants have to go. Ms. Ivy will have to fight me before she touches my cactus. Thank you for your help!

So, I just moved to Gotham. Was no one going to tell me that having plants in my apartment was frowned upon?

If I start writing Drabbles, would anyone read them?

Yeah, I’ll go do that. Would you like me to take notes about my experience while under the influence of the toxin? On a side note, I recommend being careful traversing this area, I saw some of the Bats patrolling.

I think my plants are talking to me. It might just be some of the fear toxin that was released an hour ago tho.

…The flesh eating ones?

So, I just moved to Gotham. Was no one going to tell me that having plants in my apartment was frowned upon?

I think my plants are talking to me. It might just be some of the fear toxin that was released an hour ago tho.