Makes sense to me!
we're doomed by the narrative quick let's fuck nasty to subvert it
recent yeen stuff, there was a particular vibe at the time
Okay one funny thing I think about often is way back when.
When I was first getting into WH40K, the one "friend" who was trying to get me into it kept saying how "complicated the lore was" and "there's still alot we don't know"
So I got excited and dove in, and well, I won't say he was wrong, but.... I was a fnaf fan since the beginning of that franchise, and it's not even close.
Like, sure, I'm not arguing that 40k isn't complicated, but I think a more apt term would be it's very layered.
But FNAF level? Bitch please.
Cause the thing with 40k is sure there have been retcons and like some mystery. And if I had met this guy and i was getting into it way back in like 3rd/4th edition, sure. But I started getting into 40k around mid to late 9th edition(i think april 22 ish). When most of the story had been solidified.
But where 40k only gets more and more concise if not a little to much explanation. FNAF has and is currently only gotten worse at knowing the true story.
40k retcons were to clear up some older misconceptions/introduce new story routes but FNAF? Nope! Each rectcon somehow both validated and invalidated the previous loose ends.
But an even more glaring issue. The expansion into their other mediums.
40k is (for the most part) consistent across its books, games, tabletop, and movie/TV series
FNAF is completely different based on what medium you choose to consume. The games? Muddled lore, you spend hours picking out of the background audio while Freddy and friends try to eat u. And sometimes (not so much anymore), but u used to have to dig into the official Scott games website code to know context for certain things happening in/between the games.
The books? (Which ones?) The og trilogy followed a completely different protagonist and story(still good mind you total recommend) or the Fazbear Frights book series where it's more akin to "tales from the crypt" or a FNAF Goosebumps spin off. With some loose through lines. (Tales at the pizzaplex is included in this description)
The movie? Fuck you. completely rewrites the dynamic between the protagonist whose supposed to be the antagonists son and says fuck you to alot of the og compelling lore.( I still loved the movie don't get me wrong, the practical effects: lovely, the casting: perfect, the cinematography: very tight and well done. The story: dog shit)
I think the fundamental difference between the two franchises (besides age) is the creator(s) intent on making them.
On one hand you have one that's money grubbing and has a love hate relationship with their fanbase and the other is Scott Fucking Cawtthon. (And in light of not so recent events, fuck Scott)
Anniversary present
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THIS!!! This is what I aspire to!! β₯οΈπ₯Ήππβ€οΈπππ they're all so beautiful!!!
Meet Vile, Vicious, and Vanity! :)
Like we said in a previous post. Terrible day, and this idea was too cute not to draw. Wanna do more tomorrow
Konrad raised by a feral mama cat on Nostromo. That's it, that's the idea.
Awwww π₯Ίπ₯Ήπππβ€οΈπππ SO FREAKIN CUTE π I love them!!!
Mechanicus lore slaps
I just was trying a friendly nickname my bad!!!
Please forgive me ππ₯Ίπππ I won't do it again!!!
β¦please continue Mpreg Sanguinius, I need to see Horus and him tackle the rest of their βchildrenβ development
*sigh* Well, since I'm in my HoruSang mood
Now, I like broody Sanguinius as much as everyone else, BUT, with him being part bird, it would actually make more sense for him to cling to Horus, since a lot of bird species actually has both parents raising their chicks.
Not that Horus minds it, of course. He LOVES being near Sanguinius knowing that he is carrying their children. Helps him get out of the armor if Sangy was wearing it during the "announcement", even though it's a job of the serfs. Gives him his bedroom, to rest and stay out for the time being. Lets Sanguinius just do whatever the hell he wants honestly so, while he is shocked when Sangy makes a nest, he doesn't mind it. Horus helps him even, brings him more blankets and pillows.
Now, since this is a clutch of eggs, this is not a normal pregnancy. When the eggs are out of their "mother's" body (Sanguinius hates being called a mother) both of them just kinda have a "now what?" look on their faces. Obviously those are not normal children, so no use in asking the serfs that are experienced mothers for help. They do the next logical thing and just keep the eggs warm. Obviously not sitting on them (even though the eggs are quite sturdy), but it's just Horus and Sanguinius laying in the nest and sharing their body warmth with the 5 eggs that they have. The process is made easier thanks to Sanguinius' wings.
And then they hatch. And thank the Throne they look like normal babies. Well, some have plumage and one even got wings, but otherwise? Completely normal and healthy children. Horus is crying from joy and stress. Sanguinius is crying from joy and stress. They're parents now. Actual parents. It's going to be so hard to explain this to the Emperor, but, surely, he won't do anything bad to his own grandchildren??
They can finally get the help of serfs that share the tips on raising children. How to hold them properly, what's normal for babies and what's not, what babies eat, HOW to feed them, how often, how babies sleep... There's so much and it's going to take time from the Crusade, so the two now somehow need to juggle parenting and xenocidal campaigns. But do Horus and Sanguinius regret having kids? Not in the slightest!
It gives such strong Pandemonium (The "capital/Main court" of hell acording to old Christian lore) vibes!!!
Which makes total sense as it was probably what they were referencing. I've always liked WH30k/40k twisted parallels to Catholicism/Christianity, and this is a great subtle nod to it.
Astartes II
This one is what started my fem primarch yuri kick. Still my favourite!
I have recently discovered a new crack ship!
Was introduced to this by Brandon Santiago on blusky
22| They/Them|Plural| Hello, I draw stuff from grimdark monsters to wholesome lesbians. (Also, I do NSFW sometimes, so NO MINORS!!!)
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