My Friend's Mom Is Genuinely Like This And It Infuriates Me

Fuck I need to upload the next chapter of my fic

good for them *opens up ao3*

right now, somewhere in the world, there is a beautiful person scrolling tumblr.

tragically though, this beautiful person has a headache. their head hurts.

this is very unfair to them. they are very pretty, but for no reason their head is hurting.

if you know of anybody scrolling tumblr right now, who might have a bit of a headache, please ask them to take an ibuprofen, drink some water, do whatever might make them feel better.

it is tragic that such a beautiful person has a headache. the world is a vampire. I can only hope that this message may reach them

I feel like Aika is lactose intolerant but eats cheese anyway

It's just you and stack of Kraft's American Cheese Slice Singles on a Friday night, it's time to lock in and eat it.

Pretty Pretty Please I Don't Want to be a Magic Girl by @kianamaiart

gift for a friend (ink on paper)

Image ID: Each image contains a drawing of a ball python wearing clown makeup, a neck ruff, and a party hat. The pattern of the clown makeup closely matches the look of the "clown" morph ball python's head stamp. Two of the images have the words "Clown Husbandry" in pink lettering with red stroke over the image of the snake. Two of the images, one with and one without text, have a transparent background.

Clown is a ball python morph so I thought of this :)

2 games. Both with a white canine that had upright ears and a green background

I need more people who like unpopular Pokémon in my life

the shrine grows

i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.

on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.

someone comes up behind us. It's the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't do piracy or something ok please