van palmer did not survive a plane crash, almost being burned alive in said crash, a wolf attack, more than a year in the wilderness, two winters there, their cabin burning down, cannibalism, hunting her teammates for dinner, shaunnibal lecter, CANCER and anything else i forgot to mention just to be killed by melissa fucking hat. god damn
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I like that Matt and Jessica are each other’s second highest relationship... sigh I’m currently replaying until dawn but this time I’m only gonna have those two survive
“understand the palm of my hand, bitch” is such a raw line you’d think it came from shakespeare but it’s actually from the 2015 PlayStation 4 exclusive Until Dawn
ella purnell as jackie on the season one cover of yellowjackets is truly the modern day equivalent of drew barrymore on the cover of scream 1996
both plastered all over the marketing for their respective projects just to end up dying early on. tricking people into believing they were final girls only for them to not even be the main character. drew barrymore that about 5 minutes of screen time before she died. and while ella purnell was not the opening kill, her death closes out the first season and marks a turn for the show. both being ionic deaths and staples for their franchises
when i reread josh’s report i noticed that he was taking 90 milligrams a day. AND HE QUIT IT JUST COLD TURKEY OUTRIGHT !!
i’m genuinely surprised at how he managed to keep it all together when everybody got to the lodge.
watching the pitt is so funny because they’ll reveal someone’s first name out of nowhere and it’s like “yeah, that is their first name. that makes sense” and then you get hit with frank
does this make sense
(i saw someone talking about their dynamic and shbwbsbwhdbekdjw so enjoy this 5 pixel edit i made on picsart 2 minutes ago)
taking a break from watching joe locke and lesbians in heartstopper to go watch joe locke and lesbians in agatha all along
You dumb motherfucker life isn't about smelling flowers or feeling radiant sunshine on your skin or making meals with your loved ones. You idiot son of a bitch. It's about apps. It's about scrolling through apps.
Charlie Day may be 5'7" but Charlie Kelly is 5'4"