We Know This Diva

OH MY GOD I KNOW RIGHT. i love him too much for my own good it's not ok. they weren't even subtle with it they just like- the rainbow sunglasses, rainbow text in the video he made, "come dance with me" NOT SUBTLE AT ALL and i love it

Do y'all ever hyperfixate on something cringey and bad, and know it's cringey and bad, and feel genuine physical pain from the anxiety of simply considering looking it up to see if there's a fandom?

I'm not scared of being judged hahaha what do you mean

my favorite dynamics in sherlock gnomes/ foreshadowing

when sherlock finds the clue with a nine on it, then says "a nine with a crack in it's leg." then sherlock later gets kicked in the leg LMAO.

"come dance with me, sherlock."

"moriarty.. come dance with me."

obviously.

the parallels between gnomeo & juliet + sherlock and watson. both gnomeo and watson are taken for granted by their partner, while juliet and sherlock are both so focused on other things (the garden, and moriarty) that they completely forget about their partner.

the references to elton john with tiny dancer. also the part where benny's like "ok, tiny d" and gnomeo says "don't call me tiny d." LIKE LMAO

also, a lot of movies try to straightwash villians that are VERY fruity (cough cough the joker) but like. they don't. at all. literally the rainbow text in moriarty's evil plan???? the rainbow sunglasses in the screensaver??? what an icon.

How often do you think Moriarty gets sent off for repairs? Like- plastic is definitely WAY more durable than like. Ceramic. But it's definitely still breakable. I mean, he lost a piece of his head in the film. How long has he been fighting Sherlock? Has he received any minor damage before?

I still very much think this was his closest brush with death, but I definitely wouldn't be surprised if he'd damaged an arm or a leg in their scuffles before. Especially since broken ceramic can very easily pierce plastic.

So do the folks at Moriarty's Pies just sit there like- "Oh for crying out loud what happened to the statue this time???" cause they all got to work in the morning and just found Moriarty randomly missing an arm?? Without context??? And then the SECOND he gets back from repairs, since plastic is easy to mend, do they have to send him off to get fixed again in the next 24 hours because he's a little menace who can't sit still to save his life? Because that's hilarious.

Better question, imagine if there was more than one van. Wouldn't that mean more Moriarty's? Would they all have the same personality or no? I wouldn't think so. Watson does state that OUR Moriarty was made... wrong. Sometimes making ornaments goes wrong, and we get evil ornaments as a result. Plus, Moriarty's actual personality itself outside of the murder does seem very different from the character he represents. Moriarty the character appears to be very innocent and sweet, while Moriarty the statue is... well, the complete opposite.

So would each one have a different personality? If ornaments weren't tethered to the personality of whoever they represent? Would there just be like 50 Moriarty's and all of them are chill except this ONE?

"Oh yeah that's number 43. He's a bit of a douche, we kinda just leave him out of things. It gets awkward when he's around, he never stops talking about murder :/"

Would that also mean they have different disorders? Or would all of them be extremely obviously ADHD and/or bipolar in varying levels?

Even better question. Would that mean they'd also have different sexualities- would there be like- one token straight Moriarty who everyone refers to as Mike to avoid confusion-- I'm getting carried away. I don't actually think there would be more than one considering we see the van in the background several times, but he's never on top because. Y'know. The pretending to be dead thing. If that wasn't the only van in the city, there's bound to be a different statue in at least one background shot.

Still absolutely hilarious to think about though.

i'm deeply in love with you for making this

au where they all survived and all go to the same boarding school 😇

CAMP CAMP *AND* UGLYDOLLS MENTIONED??? marry me

if i had a penny for every time one of my fixations included three colourful-haired divas who preach perfection, one of which is obsessed over a guy who very clearly hates her, the other is slightly more emotional and well-rounded and the third who is the sassy leader of the trio i’d have two pennies

(note - these trios also have a fourth counterpart who switched to a different side and is now disliked by the other girls)

cries in moot

Anyone in the Sherlock gnomes fandom please reblog this, I wanna see how dead this fandom is

i made this out of pure boredom

moriarty doodles pt. 2

YES YES YES YES YES THANK YOU FOR SAYING THIS

I think one of the main flaws in camp camp fanworks that focuses on Harrison is misunderstanding his situation with his parents

Forgive me if I’m wrong, but from what we see in Parents’ Day, Harrison’s behaviour indicates that before his brother disappeared, his parents were relatively normal. He approaches them without worry or hesitation and when they respond with fear, he says “Oh, still doing that, huh?” I think this is a clear sign that growing up, Harrison had a regular family dynamic. The disappearance of his brother was probably more recent than most people portray it to be if Harrison still isn’t used to the change of his parents’ relationship with him

Of course, his parents probably weren’t perfect. According to Harrison himself in Quest To Sleepy Peak Peak, his mother told him he’d grow into his looks, which would imply that Harrison has been insecure about his appearance and instead of reassuring him his mother said he’d ’grow into it’. Not exactly the best response to a child worrying about their looks. That’s not to mention his emotional problems such as his over-the-top reaction to his magic being questioned in Mind Freakers

But with all that, the fanworks I’ve seen, Harrison’s home life is often portrayed as awful for his entire life, or at least since he presented any magical abilities. Sometimes it’s even near neglectful or downright abusive. It’s a bit of a shame because I think there’s something more tragic and interesting about Harrison growing up in a regular family and, all of a sudden, the whole dynamic of the household gets irreversibly changed because of something he did