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happy birthday bakugou katsuki and while we're on the subject can I just say this is absolutely diabolical

every time I remember this I take psychic damage

Hey I just came in to give part two of the roommates series for the thirteenth!

Hope everyone enjoys!

Shoto was still cleaning up and making his apartment look good the very next day. The excitement spreading all around the apartment as shoto started cooking his breakfast. That was when he heard it, the knock.

He rushed downstairs and quickly opened it. His face dropping slightly as he saw the delivery man, he checked his clock and internally facepalmed. Right.. three o clock.

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It was only after a few short minutes he heard a knock, loud and rapid. Also a loud huff. He walked over quickly and opened the door, flinching as he noticed the blonde, he had strawberry blonde hair and ruby red eyes that seemed to slice shoto down at even the smallest glare.

The blonde walked in without even sending a hello and flopped onto the sofa as if he’d done this before.

Shoto walked over to him and gently said, “um.. hello? Im shoto todoroki..” he nervous but curiously said to the blonde, stepping back a little at the glare he took from the blonde. The dual haired boy took a breath before continuing, “what’s your name..?”

The blonde hummed and muttered out a half assed, “Katsuki. Katsuki bakugou.” Before side eyeing him and going back onto his phone. A bored but grumpy look on his face as he continued.

Shoto hummed and looked at him for a few more seconds, “alright.. I- uh.. I’m just gonna go get some food ready..” when all he got was a grunt in return he sighed and went to cook some food.

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After a while the blonde walked into the kitchen with a grumpy look on his face, “what are you doing..?” He said in slight shock. Was shoto doing something wrong..? Todoroki turned to look at the food before looking back at katsuki.

“Your cutting the chives all wrong- WHO THE FUCK TAUGHT YOU?!” He snapped, shoving shoto away with a glare, “who the bloody hell taught you?!” As he shouted shoto flinched and looked to the floor in embarrassment.

“M-my sister..?” Shoto muttered nervously as the blonde huffed, “your sister would cry if she saw this.”

Shoto blinked befire snapping back, glaring at the blonde as he stated, “well if your sooo great then do it yourself!” He sighed at katsuki huffed and started cooking, “fine, I will.” He muttered as he continued.

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That led to a lavish meal, fried calamari and salad on the side with miso soup boiled to perfection as the vegetables floated with the perfect amount of seasoning. The drinks were a dark red and ice cubes bounced as katsuki placed the drinks down.

“Well? Isn’t this better than the trash fire you were making.” He said smugly as he sat next to shoto.

As shoto dug in his eyes widened, a reluctant smile growing onto his face as he ate, “yes I must admit.. this is great.” He admitted with a small grin.

Katsuki smirked, “told ya.” He said confidently as he dug in too, slightly shocked at how good it was, even if he did make it.

Hey!! I have part two as the fifteenth today!! Hope y’all enjoy!

Recap:

izuku was walking downstairs, faceplanted onto the stairs before bakugou snuck behind him and scared him. Katsuki tells him about a bell noise that he heard, izuku thinks he’s crazy and brushed it off to go and start get water. Until izuku hears it too and starts searching too. They think they find it next to the sofa and it disappears. They turn around to find a blinding light that seems to transport them to the past.

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The two looked around in shock and slight surprise, the snow was still going and it felt like they knew where they were. Katsuki turned to look at izuku, humming as he saw the greenette with snow in his hair, he walked up close and ruffled izuku’s soft green curls to get the snow out as izuku chuckled a little.

Katsuki gestured to the snow-covered pavement and started walking, izuku following suit with a nervous look, “s-so where do you think we are Kacchan..?”izuku mumbled shakily as he followed the blonde.

The blonde scoffed and shrugged, “Nope. Not a clue.. but somehow I feel like I recognise this place..” he grumbled as he saw izuku pause and look into a window. As katsuki followed his gaze his face dropped.

There in the window he saw a small blonde boy with ruby red eyes and a slightly grumpy look on his face, he was watching an all might themed Christmas show. Then a woman walked in, probably in her mid twenties, she had the same ash blonde hair with darker blood red eyes, with skin the lightest brown possible. She looked kind bit stern.

That was when it hit them, their faces dropping as they realised.

“H-hag..?” Katsuki muttered, still in slight shock from the whole thing as he shook his head and walked closer, putting his face close to the window as izuku ran up next to him, looking like he was having a panic attack.

“Wh-what- but- I-i dont- how…?” Izuku mumbled breathily, shaking his head slowly in shock as he watched the kid cheer on all might on the tv.

Suddenly the lady left and came back with a two more people, both with dark, ivy green hair. Then a man, he was tiny, a child probably. He had freckles dotted all over his cheeks, big pools of green thst were his eyes. His smile was as bright as the sun.

The lady was shorter than the blonde woman and had paler skin, her eyes darker than the greenette’s. She had a nice body, normal proportions to fit her posture.

They both walked away from the window, looking at each other like they just saw death wink at them. Izuku humned and lookef at katsuki, who just looked back even paler.

“How.. how is this possible..?!” Izuku said quickly, his nerves acting quicker than his common sense at this point, Katsuki huffed and looked at izuku nervously.

“Why do they look like us..? And was that our parents?!” Izuku muttered as they looked back through the window.

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Part three coming soon y’all, byeeee!

🐍:yo, you wanna hear abt my headcanons for canon characters or OCs

I’ll be honest. Yes! I’d love to!!

Hey y’all! Me here posting a lil Drabble I thought was good!

It was 6:30. Six thirty pm on the clock. Katsuki had no idea it was possible to be THIS bored. God he needed to do something, he might die of boredom otherwise. But what could he do? He already went on his phone for half an hour, gyms were closed and aizawa would rather die than let him go out.

He paused, that’s it! He should talk to someone. That usually helps. But who? Who bothers him the least and who was free.. he thought a while and decided on just laying there till something exciting happened, that was until someone came knocking on his door.

“Kacchan..? You awake..?”

The voice mumbled quietly as I paused. Of course it was deku. I sighed and said nice and clear,

“Yeah nerd. Doors open.”

Then the door creaked open and a boy with the fluffiest hair known to man opened the door and peaked in, smiling as he walked in.

“Another nightmare?”

Katsuki sighed, shifting in the bed to give him space and to hide his slightly worried look.

Izuku nodded sheepishly and waddled closer, sitting on the bed with him. He smiled and leaned into the blonde’s chest with a soft hum. Katsuki sighed and started running his hands through izuku’s hair, watching izuku melt into him and start falling asleep.

Idiot… he can’t keep doing this but katsuki knew he couldn’t help it.

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Ik it’s cringe and I’m sorry but I can’t help it-

Heyo I wanted to add two today as a thanks for over fifty likes! Thank you so much!

Shoto todoroki:

Second in command of team emerald.

Codename: burning ice.

Age: 16

Height: 6’1

Persona: cold and calculating. Aware and cynical with a kind heard under all the ice. Loves his friends but sometimes feels insecure or scared due to trust issues.

Looks- white and red hair with a birthmark on his forehead/right eye. Left eye is grey while the other is a pristine blue, just like endeavours.

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Iida tenya:

Member of team emerald.

Codename: enginum

Age: 16

Height: 6’1

Persona: hard boiled person, hardworking and courageous with a wild sense of revenge and justice. A kind and caring friend with a large love to rules.

Looks: navy blue hair/ eyes with light beige skin and glasses, a scar on his left eye he usual wears hoodies and baggy trousers.

(Unless uniform.)

Other theories in the notes please and thank you!

Happy days y’all!!

Here is part three!! Hope everyone enjoys!

Recap!!: the two woke up in snow and was confused until they found younger versions of themselves. And their mothers.

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Katsuki shook his head before going back to the window, watching the two young boys smile happily as they watched all might together, happy and proud smiled on their faces as they cheered.

Izuku turned to look at the shaking Katsuki only to realise he was shaking himself.

That was when he heard it. Footsteps.. sounded like a person walking on smoke or something filled with air.

They both paused to look at the creature walking around the street to them, it was a being in the slight shape of a bony old man. It walked over to the two touched their shoulders before pausing and muttering, “choose your path, find your way home.. time of day and people of old..”

Katsuki paused to look at izuku who in turn looked back just as confused. Izuku blinked and looked back at the man, or what was left. His body dissipating into the wind before either of them could get a sentence out.

They looked back at the children who were now sat on the sofa eating cookies in the shape of trees, laughing and watching all might.

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The light faded to black, the colours and voices draining out as the two flinched back and stared in shock as all that remained was the two boys. Two boys who were now staring at the two in emotionless expressions.

The two walked closer to the smaller children before the children smiled.

“It’s not your time yet, you still have to choose!” The young izuku said as he patted the older izuku’s leg.

“Pick your path soon.. hope you’re ready.” The young katsuki grumbled, lightly hitting the older katsuki’s knee before they both walked off and sat down in the darkness.

Izuku and bakugou looked at them in confusion before watching them evaporate.

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Next thing they knew uraraka smacked izuku hard in the face, while bakugou was hit by kirishima, both who jumped back soon as the saw the two lockdown boys wake up.

Katsuki glared at the redhead before pausing and realising, they weren’t at the old house anymore… they were at the dorms, on the floor asleep. Well, they were a few minutes ago.

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HEY YALL! Part three is done! Hope y’all liked it!

Hey y’all!! I got an au idea that I think is good so Imma just post it here haha-

!Portal Hoppers AU!

Things to know first!

-quirks DO NOT exist.

-these people are 16

-lov do exist but not in a bad way.

Hope this is good!!

@fusciaguardian

@todoroklee

I’ll bring the coffee and pastries just get a time and place

The blaze hounds are testing my patience so hard

Like fuck off and leave my kids alone