Fin: So, life update. Alex is back, we have an assassin in custody, and Casey..is being Casey.
Elliot: Pretty much.
Munch: Speaking of- where are Alex and Casey? Olivia: They have been 'prepping for trial' for the past 6 hours.
Fin: Why do you say that with air quotes...
Olivia: Use your imagination.
Olivia: Who preps for trial with the door locked when no one bothers to go in anyway? People who are absolutely not planning for trial-
Fin: You are being so dramatic, Liv. They are not getting it on—they are two responsible ADAs.
(the next day in the courtroom)
Fin:...never mind liv you were right. Thats the first time I've seen Alex wear a turtle neck.
Olivia: See? I told you. Now hand me my 5 bucks-
Munch, sing-songy: Friends don't look at friends that wayyyy-
Fin, smacking him in the back of the head: It's bad enough I lost 5 dollars to her- I don't need your boney ass singing too-
...
Fin:...Wait olivia how the hell did you know that--
olivia: I don't kiss and tell.
Fin: SO YOU ADMIT IT???? NOVAK AND CABOT?? REALLY LIV?
Munch: Who's surprised? The leading cause of ADA retirement is falling in love with Liv.
alex has such a reputation for being icy and unmoving but her eyes are so expressive like just because shes not crying doesnt mean shes not falling apart
gotta go, my ride’s here guys
Merry Christmas and happy holidays everyone💗 Now here’s fin enjoying the holidays:
daily reminder that rafael barba stirred his coffee with a pen
I’m starting a random daily ship post, because why not?
Day 1: Benovak (my beloved)
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Olivia, busting into Casey’s office: CASSANDRA NOVAK-
Casey, who was burried in a pile of Chinese take out up until now: I swear to you, I have no idea how Taft felt down his stairs and broke his shins-
*dead silence*
Olivia:…I’m sorry, WHAT HAPPENED TO TAFT???
Casey: WAIT THATS NOT WHY YOUR MAD??
Olivia: No! Babe, I was a BIT MAD WHEN I FOUND OUT YOU STAINED OUR SHOWER WITH THE PURPLE SHAMPOO- WHAT DID YOU DO TO TAFT???
Casey:…Oh that I did do, the shampoo, sorry honey I’m still getting used to the blonde-
Olivia: IS HE ALIVE-?!
Casey, grabbing her briefcase: SUDDENLY I HEAR THE GLORIOUS VOICE OF DONALLEY-
Olivia: CASSANDRA NOVAK SHES BEEN ON VACATION- WHAT DID YOU DO-?!
Meanwhile in the squad room:
Elliot:…
Melinda:…
Huang: They are my Roman Empire.
Elliot: I failed history what does that mean-?
Melinda:…Your a man and it shows, Elliot-
Elliot: RUDE???
Alex likes to go read in the park, sitting under a tree by the softball fields. Casey has practice some afternoons, and let’s just say she’s always getting injured. Whenever she does they sit together, and Alex reads to her from whatever book she’s reading that week. They both have a crush on each other; they just don’t know it yet.
when i'm watching svu and they're mean to casey novak
I feel for the IAB officer that had to look at the absolutely diabolical shit Elliot stabler did- love him but OH. MY. GOD.
That officer just wants to see his family- BUT HE CANT BECAUSE ELLIOT THREW A SUSPECT (probably not even the actual perpetrators) OUT A WINDOW OR INTO A WALL- OR DROVE THEM INTO A PSYCHOTIC BREAK-
I can just imagine Cragen pulling his nonexistent hair out every time it happens-
Cragen:…Novak you do it-
Novak: why me-?! He’s your detective! I just got here! I walked in here 30 minutes ago and I’m already positive I need to watch my back now! Something about Alex Cabot- cabenson- somth-
Cragen, absolutely done with his unruly children : ELLIOT GET YOUR ASS IN MY OFFICE-
Name: Rose🥀Fandoms: SVU, Dead poets society, and golden girls,criminal minds ,and Carol (There are probably more, but these are the main 💗)💗CABENSON, CALEX, BENOVAK💗
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