I’m Convinced The Squad Is At A Constant State Of Anxiety When Casey Gets A Passionate Streak And Goes

I’m starting a random daily ship post, because why not?

Day 1: Benovak (my beloved)

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Olivia, busting into Casey’s office: CASSANDRA NOVAK-

Casey, who was burried in a pile of Chinese take out up until now: I swear to you, I have no idea how Taft felt down his stairs and broke his shins-

*dead silence*

Olivia:…I’m sorry, WHAT HAPPENED TO TAFT???

Casey: WAIT THATS NOT WHY YOUR MAD??

Olivia: No! Babe, I was a BIT MAD WHEN I FOUND OUT YOU STAINED OUR SHOWER WITH THE PURPLE SHAMPOO- WHAT DID YOU DO TO TAFT???

Casey:…Oh that I did do, the shampoo, sorry honey I’m still getting used to the blonde-

Olivia: IS HE ALIVE-?!

Casey, grabbing her briefcase: SUDDENLY I HEAR THE GLORIOUS VOICE OF DONALLEY-

Olivia: CASSANDRA NOVAK SHES BEEN ON VACATION- WHAT DID YOU DO-?!

Meanwhile in the squad room:

Elliot:…

Melinda:…

Huang: They are my Roman Empire.

Elliot: I failed history what does that mean-?

Melinda:…Your a man and it shows, Elliot-

Elliot: RUDE???

Casey Novak from Law & Order svu pls :3

SVY characters when asked to hold a baby:

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Rafael, awkward stance, holding it like it’s dangerous:….If you sit still, I sit still—I hate this just as much as you do-

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Rafael:…Wanna write a pre trial motion?

Olivia in the other room: HES 1!

Rafael: I DONT KNOW- WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH HIM!

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Alex: Hi!! Oh you’re just the cutest thing!

Also Alex:…Also this suit is Prada so I have a strict no drooling poli—NO NO NO CASEY COME BACK- CASEY- CASEY PLEASE HAVE MERCY—

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Casey: Alex calm down! Jeeze- They are so uptight—Your just chillin- a chill guy.

Casey: See! I like you, you’re not overly huggy like kids, and annoying like adults, we can chill.

Casey: us gingers have to stick together—these people are either bald or basic- and MEAN-

Happy baby, happy Casey

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Eliot: Oh hell no- I TOLD KATHY NO MORE- SERIOUSLY WOMAN WHAT KIND OF SYSTEM DO YOU HAVE!?

Eliot:…Wait- Little man, what are your thoughts on ED Tucker?

Baby: *smile*

Elliot:Nope- nada- NOPE-definitely not my kid- FALSE ALARM- Casey take your twin ba—

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Fin, baby talking, 100% grandpa energy: Your the cutest kid, huh? Rafael is just an uptight lawyer— your amazing with uncle fin, huh?

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Olivia:awwww! Hi sweetie,

Olivia…Why does it look like Casey-

Casey: JUST BECAUSE ITS A REDHEAD DOSENT MEAN ITS MINE!

Olivia: YOU ARE THE FATHER-

Casey: FATHER??? WHAT GENDER ROLES ARE WE PUSHING HERE?!

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Munch: They aren’t teaching the youth about our government anymore, so back in the day after the JFK assassination—-

Casey: OH HELLLL NO- GIVE ME MINI CASEY BACK-

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INEEDHER INEEDHER INEEDHER I NEED HER INEEDHERSOBAD

I will always love the way Alex talks, she over-pronounces every word in whatever she’s saying and I’m so here for it- like in the episode ‘Baby Killer’ when she says ‘The minor lacked the capacity to understand the consequences of his actions’ Chefs. Kiss💋

Casey has her face in the white powder yet again, are we surprised

Fin is never beating the Bi allegations in my book.

Missing munch, that scene with lake and him getting mistaken for a couple—I can go on—

Everyone wants Casey, and shes hyper aware of that and milks it for all its worth. Like not in a cocky way, but in the sense that in almost every bar scene shes in, she runs away with someone almost every time--And that time that she faked interest in one of Loinal Grangers associates for a case, and he fell right into that trap-

I love how Fin brought Bruno to Manhatten SVU like a stray puppy- Begging Liv with 20 "Can we keep him?" and "You got to keep yours!" It's hilarious seeing such a no-bullshit guy, find this stray puppy of a man- and take one good look and be like yeah, I'm keeping him. But I won't call him by his name, no no. Money bags. Yep. that's it. (Ignoring the fact that he's not over munc-- *Gunshots*)

Missing DA Arther Branch, my criminally underrated boy