Some portals for portal anniversary
Go my scarab
OKAY CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCK YOU SHIP A PACKAGE OF COOKIES TO A FRIEND WHO LIVES IN NEW JERSEY, ONLY TO HAVE IT NOT GET THERE ON TIME BECAUSE IT SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN GUAM?
I JUST
GUAM?
Id like a treat pls, specifically those ShopRite sugar cookies with that funky icing ty in advance
Reblog to give an asexual a treat
who’s stopping you from making the most fucked up little shark guys? That’s right, nobody
assigned female at government call that afag
Harold core
writing angsty letters abt my blorbos in French because nobidy else will
Yeah you could say I’m doing numbers on tumblr. And that numbers? One
starting new religions is just my day job